OBAMA SOLVES GULF COAST CRISIS...

...with exciting new "Oil for Clunkers" program!  The Administration is proposing to pile all the scrapped automobiles the government ordered destroyed under the "Cash for Clunkers" scheme on top of the out of control BP oil leak, using the millions of tons of wasted machinery to block the upflow of oil.

"It will be the mother of all junk shots," explained Obama during a brief stop at the nineteenth hole.

"The Administration's plan is to use a manufactured crisis to resolve a manufactured crisis," said WH Spokesman Robert Gibss.  "Sure, it's ugly as hell, but you have to remember that the White House is nowhere near Louisiana, and anyway, they voted for a Republican governor so they really had to expect this."

When reporters suggested this plan might be a hasty and ill-conceived PR stunt, Gibbs disagreed. " I can assure you with complete accuracy that we have given this plan as much thought and effort as we gave the Tennessee flood relief effort."

Another Commitment with an Expiration Date?

UPDATE: "Wonder if Obama still 'accepts responsibility' for the month-old crisis?" Why no, no he doesn't..."

BP Top Kill Plug Not Working; one day after Obama's photo op.Wonder if Obama still 'accepts responsibility' for the month-old crisis?

You know, when he's not trying to cut funding for the Coast Guard's oil-response unit?

"You're on your own, buh-bye..."

"I have no information about any Louisiana trip..."

There was no f***ing Louisian trip.  No f***king trip, 

you hear what I'm saying?

"So... what do you need to agree there was no trip?"

WHAT CAN BROWN DO FOR YOU?

When you need to send a message overnight, and make it stick...

GO BROWN

Obama Party Crasher Anti-American Palestinian Activist!

via American Power

Shoot, what could possibly go wrong?

UPDATE: The crashers actually got to shake hands with the President. Obie is demanding maximum felony prosecution for them. You know: kill 13 US soldiers, 'we must not rush to judgment;' give a terrorist a bloody nose, courtmartial the war criminial SEALs; touch me? 'Orf wiv' their bloody 'eads!'

Soranik Natu says, "Defend Hannah Giles!"

Even as the newest ACORN corruption video surfaces, Obama's nuts continue their legal harrassment of Hannah Giles! Stand up and show your support for the law, decency and ethics with your wallet!

Topless Coffee Shop Torched.

Steamy joint serving steaming brew scorched.

President Obama condemned the act of arson today, stating that as long as the waitresses wore the hijab, it was okay if they went topless.

David Brooks: What the Hell Was I THINKING?!

David Brooks at the NYT gets smacked with the Obama cluebat.

Five months too late.



David Brooks, last seen standing bravely astride the path of history, crying, "Come back! Come back!

He is survived by Chris Buckley



The Hank Williams, Jr.



of conservative thought ("Gee, I loved his daddy...!")... who probably won't get the above reference.

Newspaper Editors cancel convention...

Of the 12 people who HAD booked, approximately half are expected to reserve a booth at the Denny's on 42nd Street and 10th Avenue instead, on 'Two-for-One' Thursday...



New York Times Publisher Pinch Sulzberger Declined Comment