Obama Propaganda Film to Hit Theatres Weeks Before Election Day!

Hurt Locker production duo to team up on feature film of the killing of bin Laden, set to premiere Oct. 12, 2012.

Some sources say the film is calculated to give Obama a last minute boost before election day.  Other sources close to the production say the script is running into problems trying to convincingly portray the sixteen hours Obama spent trying to find a way out of taking a blatantly necessary course of action that might actually benefit the country...

"The President is ready for his close-up..."

Robert Stacy McCain Linked to Rash of Hollywood Twitter Pregnancies?

Following the sudden announcement of Alyssa Milano's pregnancy, a rash of celebrity pregnancies is sweeping Hollywood.  Natalie Portman has appeared at the Oscars in the family way, and actresses and celebrities including Marion Cotillard, Jewel, Rachel Zoe, Jennifer Connolly, Jane Krakowski, Jessica Alba, Victoria Beckham, Rachel Zoe, and Isla Fisher have all turned up embarrassée.  Coupled with the recent rash of celebrity births including Penelope Cruz, Jennifer Rowley, Gretchen Mol and Elton John, and it's clear that Hollywood is in the middle of a frenzy of fecundity.

And what do all these happy occasions have in common?  The phenomenal twitter powers of Robert Stacy McCain.  Ever since his successful twitter stalk of Alyssa Milano, sources close to the McCain camp say the confrontational conservative journalist has been on a tweeting frenzy, pinging ever showbiz figure who's been described as "hot" since Joyce DeWitt. 


"I'll tell you, I couldn't get out of the country fast enough," said one source close to McCain who asked not to be identified.  "It got weird. It just went on and on and on.  I'm amazed he can still bend his thumbs."


Plainly, this has been having an unexpected consequence or two.  Just as cell phones and high-tension lines are rumored to cause cancer, it seems the tweets of Robert Stacy McCain have long-term physical effects that have yet to be fully studied.


It is to be hoped that the responsible parties at Twitter will take swift and effective action before longterm damage is done to this nation's entertainment industry...

Good news, America!  Soon all your movies 

will look like England's!

Foamy the Squirrel on Hollywood Diversity....

Will Big Tobacco Ruin Royal Hopes of an Oscar?

Call me cynical, but I suspect a lot of the Academy are going to take time off from wishing they were Charlie Sheen to demonstrate their moral fiber by passing over the superb "The King's Speech" because of all the — period and character-correct — smoking in it.

Anti-tobacco groups and academics such as those at the UC San Francisco as well as film review sites such as ScreenIt! have already pounced on the issue.  Even the Internet Movie Data Base warns of it.

In the midst of the current push to vilify any movie with smoking in by granting it an R-rating as MPAA policy, will this historical fact hurt a fine movie with today's shallow and ignorant Hollywood?

A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: BREAKING ALEC BALDWIN / MEL GIBSON NEWS!

ODDBALLS DOUBLE DOWN 
IN "ODD COUPLE" 
BUDDY FLICK!

GIBSON, BALDWIN TOP LIST IN UPCOMING 
AWARDS HUSTLE "LETHAL WIMPING"

A-LIST parents Alec Baldwin and Mel Gibson have signed to play feuding family counselors who must work together to aid frantic couple Charlie Sheen and Rosie O'Donnell

when their adopted Chinese twins, played by Dakota Fanning in a groundbreaking CGI tour-de-force by Lucasfilms,sue to be returned to their Hankow electronics sweat shop, saying life was better there.

The film, produced by expatriate director Roman Polanksi and helmed by convicted pedophile Victor Salva,whose last success was the Jeepers Creepers series for Francis Ford Coppola, is slated for release in time for next year's award season.  "We'll be doing a full-court press at all the festivals to remind the whole word just what Hollywood is capable of," a spokesperson for Coppola's Zoetrope production company said.

Self-Selecting Predators List a Hit with Public!

"This is a great day," said one mother of four, who spoke only on condition that TBL never tell anyone in the entertainment industry where to find her children. "It used to be we always wondered which entertainment celebrities were disgusting child predators. Now they're lining up to tell us which of them shouldn't be left alone with our children. This is both a relief in terms of our kids' safety and a real timesaver when selecting our entertainment options in the future."

Yeah, About That...

"We will one day be able to upload our brains."

I keep seeing this error message already...



Maybe I can get a pass by claiming I was a famous director or Democratic Senator...

Pedophila... It's the New Gay!

Roman Polanski rapes little girls... and he looks fabulous!

Hollywood and the Progressive Left Rally Around Roman Polanski and His Lifestyle Choices.

If you're uncritically accepting of enough, eventually you'll accept anything. Besides, it isn't wrong if it opens big on Friday.

Below, a video explanation of the Hollywood mindset. And remember: no matter what Roman Polanski did, Larry Craig tapped his foot!

ADDITIONAL NOTIONS:

1. Of course, by the time this reaches HBO and the Law and Order franchise, Polanski will have morphed into a Milius-esque two-fisted action film director beloved in the flyover states. When Hollywood projects, it's in IMAX.

2. Decency is as alien to Hollywood as pliés are to line dancing.