Who Thought This Could End Well?

Who thought this could possibly end well? Chris Dodd, the Oldest Living Sexual Predator in the US Senate, was invited to emcee the Ladies' Professional Golf Association Open. After the Senator WILDLY misunderstood the event's title, several players complained of serious dress code violations arising from Dodd's participation in the event.

A Three Beers Later Exclusive -- Senator Chris Dodd's (D-CT) censored "Baywatch" cameo!

They made the mistake of not shooting the Oldest Living Sexual Predator in the Senate's scenes before lunch. Evidently he came back after a two-waitress pick-me-up and was feeling frisky...

Chris Dodd Video... A Three Beers Later Exclusive!

Three Beers Later has obtained exclusive cellphone video

from the closed-door, $1000 a plate fundraiser for

embattled Democratic Senator Chris Dodd (Ct.) at

Stamford University, where President Barack Obama call-

ed Dodd "one of my favorites."

The oldest living sexual predator in the United States

Senate called the evening "very successful," and even

went on to praise the waitstaff.

"A two-bagger!" he went on to say. "Not bad for a fella my age...!"

Chickenhawk Admits to Affairs, Blackmail!

Teeny-Sniffing Perv now upgraded to Teeny-Sniffing Perv Hypocrite Who Oppresses Women and Creates Hostile Work Environment

Self-Selecting Predators List a Hit with Public!

"This is a great day," said one mother of four, who spoke only on condition that TBL never tell anyone in the entertainment industry where to find her children. "It used to be we always wondered which entertainment celebrities were disgusting child predators. Now they're lining up to tell us which of them shouldn't be left alone with our children. This is both a relief in terms of our kids' safety and a real timesaver when selecting our entertainment options in the future."

The Choice is Clear!

"I Know What You Want, California!"

He's an old man for the new century! With his proven ability to bring people together, across racial divides and political aisles (we're looking at you, Medved!), and his HUGE popularity in the political and cultural circles of Europe, Roman Polanski is the one California needs to remain a player on the world stage right alongside France and Poland!

"Whether ya like it or not, Roman's the man!" -- Gavin Newsom

"Roman's a man's man, and I know how to pick'em!" --Arianna Huffington

"Roman Polanski is a man I could get behind!" -- Barney Frank

"He makes me feel young again!" -- Whoopi Goldberg

"Polanski's work has taught me so much!" -- William Kennedy Smith

"You gotta have the respect for a man who knows what he wants and goes after it!" -- Sean "P.Diddy" Combs

"I admire this man so much. I'd love to go out for a sandwich with him sometime." -- Senator Chris Dodd

What is it about the Freaking Carolinas...?

Maybe we just shouldn't vote for anyone from the lower 48...

Carolina Democrats charged, resign in Satanic Sex Crime Ritual



Meanwhile, icon of marital fidelity John Edwards explores his comeback...