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Monday, November 15, 2010

You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

Spot the metrosexual in this picture.
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya all are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

Where's the PoliSci major in this scene?
You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
Which of these is the edgy urban magazine  journalist?  Trick question.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.


Anonymous said...

During my second stint with the Army in Germany, there was a class displaying the differences between the Soviet bloc's military and ours. The performances by the actors portraying the Soviet Colonel, Bulgarian Sgt, and another who were pitted against a US Army Spec 4 (Corporal) were so convincing that many of our privates didn't realize these were actors. Two enthusiatic young men leapt from their seats after taking all they could stand of the Soviets disparaging our military. The one threatened to stick his Kentucky long-rifle.... I learned that day who I'd want on my squad. God bless rednecks! Hell yeah!

Deborah Leigh

christian soldier said...

REDNECK- from degradation to elevation! I like your list:-)

Anonymous said...

I am so proud.

Linked at PPII, with many thanks!

ORPO1 said...

Describes the majority of regular Citizens of The Republic, does it not?

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