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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

BREAKING NEWS! MARKOS MOULITSAS OUTED AS SECRET LOVE CHILD OF WESTBORO BAPTIST FRED PHELPS! A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE!

"I know I've never spoken much about my darlin' little beard boy in the past," said the deeply closeted "preacher" and former Democratic campaign manager, "but the Lord has inspired me to say that I have never been prouder of God's little blessing of mine before..."
"I mean, honestly, using the death of innocents and the suffering of the bereaved to call attention to a completely unrelated issue and slur your opponents, well, seriously, that's what this family is all about."

Phelps went on to welcome Kos to the Westboro congregations, saying, "We need another good castrata for the choir..."



2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There's a special place in Hell for Fred and his loonies. The decided not to protest at the little girl's funeral after hearing the number of people that will stand against them. But never the one's to give up, they haven't gotten the entire message since they plan to protest Judge's funeral. Wish I could stand with all the decent folks who will "explain it" to them.

Deborah Leigh

richard mcenroe said...

Actually, I understand Satan had to move his feet so they could dig a deeper pit for Freddie and Kossie. But at least they'll be together.

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