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Monday, August 15, 2011

George Lopez on the Rebound


Having distinguished himself in the past month by threatenting to move to Canada if Sarah Palin was elected, getting his TBS talk show thrown off the air by Conan O'Brian — and that's just sad in itself — and then divorcing the woman who saved his life by donating him a kidney, the comedian with the gigantic head and the even bigger mouth has hit upon a daring strategy to recoup his fading celebrity cred:

(Hollywood Reporter) — "Struggling comic George Lopez will appear in a very special episode of Great White North where he will try to talk Bob or Doug Mckenzie into donating him a liver."

Failing that:

(TMZ) — "Canned cable talk host George Lopez has agreed to make a sex tape with Kathy Griffin in Charlie Sheen's favorite bar, with a special guest appearance by Jan Michael Vincent."

Sources close to Lopez attempted to continue outline future career moves by the comic, only to be interrupted by the assembled press throwing microphones, cameras and digital recorders...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

George who?

Hope the Senora gets mucho dinero. She should get it for fraud. Better get it before he starts his new job as a commenter on "World's Dumbest Criminals". He'll fit in with Danny Bonaduce and Todd Bridges.

Deborah Leigh

JeffS said...

Oh, JEEZ, Richard! Kathy Griffin and George Lopez? BRAIN BLEACH, STAT!

richard mcenroe said...

I know. That's why I don't watch TMZ...

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missred said...

like deborah said, george who? the loud mouth racist has lost his forum. boo.hoo.hoo.

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