Here are some more pledges Newt needs to sign to convince me to support him. Feel free to add your own!
Newt signs pledge to support fewer than 418 more bills that Nancy Pelosi wants.
Newt signs pledge to not quit the White House in a huff the way he quit his Congressional seat.
Newt signs pledge to not tap strategic oil reserve to cover Tiffany's tab.
Newt signs pledge to not send all the decent white folks to space colonies.
Newt signs pledge to not divorce 3rd wife when she gets sick.
Morning Update: What the Fork!
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Today on the Morning Update, it is expected that people will eat with
utensils, some sort of racist, white colonialistic cultural pressure
campaign. Some...
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