HT: BubbaJunebug Free Republic
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher,
whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not
being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle'
was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road
and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a
'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You
know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what
kind of a dumb ass put him up there!'
Yo, somebody fixed the Jaguar commercial
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I fixed it. #JaguarCar #jaguar #jaguarrebrand pic.twitter.com/KO2TH2mF3Q
— Marcus Byrne (@Marcus_Byrne) November 22, 2024
16 minutes ago
1 comment:
Deborah Leigh said...There certainly were many "dumb asses" who put this turtle on the post. There aren't that many now,but November will determine how many are left.
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