Obama Nominates First Gay Secretary of the Army

Beyond Parody.
But not beyond Mockery.

Say What?!

 WalMart likes to present itself as "America's store," the "store for the "common man..." but sometimes they have a strange way of showing their affection for the customer base that has taken them to the top of the retail heap.

OK, sure, WalMart's customers can be sartorially and dietetically exceptional, as is evidenced by all those "people of WalMart" photo threads online... But dammit, WalMart, these people are giving you their money (or EBT cards).  A little courtesy wouldn't kill you.

It's bad enough that your in-house clothing line is called "Faded Glory", a subtle little dig by your Chinese suppliers that I guess we're supposed to be too clueless to get, but when you put out your annual line of festive 4th of July wear, what message exactly are you trying to send to your customers here....?

"Get Rubio" or "Get Rubio Nominated?"

Ann Althouse wrote today about the NYT's and the Democrats' suposed "Get Rubio" campaign.

I think it's more of a "Get-Rubio-Elected" movement. Do you think the veteran character assassins of the NYT and DNC really BELIEVE these lame attacks will do anything except generate synmpathy for Rubio?  If there's one thing they've demonstrated over the last two Presidential elections it's how to attack and degrade a Republican candiate.  They can't govern worth a damn but they can slander like the Harper Valley PTA.


Sympathy is what they want. Marco Rubio is the Democrats' dream Republican. Pro-Amnesty but without Bush's name baggage, who has his head so far up Schumer's ass that Schumer's nose runs when Rubio sneezes. All while pushing his young-rebel act for the John Edwards voters of both parties.

Sure, the NYT will horrified stories about how Rubio galvanizes those lowing Republican herds in Florida, and how he's "Hillary's nightmare," but that's just to keep the Dem donors hopping.   The lame attacks on his fishing boat and his swimming pool are just there to keep the Republican voters defending a candidate who has already repeatedly betrayed their intererest on amnesty.

The Democrats want Rubio because he has proven he will run conservative but govern liberal. 

OBAMA & OBAMA VOTER

OBAMA

OBAMA VOTER

RULE 5 -- THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT IN DIXIE!

RULE 5 — SUPER GOGGLES!

Yeah.  You've never been there....

Bird offers the secret of the internet...

There's a little red cardinal beating his brains out on the glass door to our kitchen.  He's been doing this all day for over a week now.

It's not getting him anywhere.  The door will never open.  All he gets is aggravation and a headache.  But he keeps ramming the same door, over and over, day after day.

I watch this bird and I begin to think that maybe the purpose of the internet IS nothing but porn, Bieber tweets and best-10 lists on Cracked and Gawker...

Rule 5 -- Bongo Man!

Dedicated to the Brave Social Justice Warriors of Starbucks.  No Reason.

An Unrevisionist Irish History...

95% of Irish history ends in the words: "And then he was betrayed by..." This covers everybody from Finn mac Cool to the Men of '98 to Michael Collins.

3% of Irish history ends in the words: "And then success went to his head and turned his brains to shite..." This covers everyone from Conn of the Hundred Battles to the Kennedies and Michael Flatley.

And 2% of Irish history ends with the words "And then he made something of himself, but he had to leave Ireland to do it." This covers everyone from St. Brendan to the Duke of Wellington to George Bernard Shaw and John Ford and, well, ALL of our ancestors...

Rule 5 Brooks Gettin' Dunn!

Rule 5 Extra Dirty!

Rule 5 Biden Exploratory Campaign Committee Picks Theme Song

Announces Vice President intends to reach out to the majority of Americans...

Robert Stacy McCain Has Written a Book on Feminism!

Sex Trouble: Essays on Radical Feminism and the War Against Human Nature

Based on his columns and research into radical feminism and feminist scandals from the college rape scare through predators in academia to deranged feminist blogs, I can guarantee that this work, graded on a scale from "that's nice, dear" to "AIIIIEEEEEE! GOJIRA!  TASUKETE!"... will definitely register.

That said, I sprang for the paper copy and recommend the same to you, though no one will complain if you elect to spring for the Kindle.

Talking back.  It's still legal.  Make a Social Justice Warrior cry today.

Scott Walker Never Finished College. Not Like These Folks...

Ivy League grad JFK and his ghost-written books, who gave us Bay of pigs and Vietnam...

Rhodes Scholar Bill Clinton, who ignored a chance to take bin Laden and gave us the end of the rule of law in America.

Ivy League Grad (with grades lower than George W. Bush's) John Kerry, who gave us Swiftboating and is busy giving Iran a nuclear weapon.

Hillary Clinton, with her degrees in political science from Wellesley and her law degree from Harvard who gave us the bloodbath in the Libya that led to the implosion of the Middle East.

And Barack Obama, Harvard Wunderkind Graduate (no, really, they say he is) who destroyed our health system, saddled us with unprecedented debt, crippled our military, flooded our country with illiterate, unskilled foreign dole recipients and turned millions of people over to the rule of monsters...

Maybe it's time for someone American higher education HASN'T had a chance to "finish".  Scott Walker looks pretty good next to all these mental and moral cripples.

Rule 5 Rigga-Ding-Dong!

The Mohammed Cartoons hit the web...Republished in support of Charles Hebdo and the memory of its courageous staff

In the words of TBL's own Mideast Graphics Consultant, "Mohammy..."

 

"Th-th-that's Allah, folks!" 

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