Ari David: "There's some things Apple DOESN'T have an app for..."

What makes an acceptable Apple App?  
Apparently a loathing for America, Christianity and brown women's rights...

Obama's Litmus Test for SCOTUS: "empathy"

""I view that quality of empathy, of understanding and identifying with people's hopes and struggles, as an essential ingredient for arriving at just decisions and outcomes," Obama said.

In related news, the WH today realeased the name of Obama's leading choice to fill Justice Souter's seat.

Janeane Garofalo

"I'm a naughty President..."