Rule 5 — Clubbing with Juliana Moreira

THANK PRESIDENT OBAMA FOR HIS TRUST AND SUPPORT OF THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY

Secret Service Confiscates Forks and Silverware from Hispanic diners at Obama Fundraiser (via Politico)

For all of Obama's grandstanding with his promise to provide 800,000 work permits to young undocumented immigrants, The White House's perception of the Hispanic community may be somewhat skewed.

At a conference luncheon for the National Association of Latino Elected & Appointed Officials, the White House apparently looked out over a crowd that looked something like this:

And decided they saw something like this:

Because the minions of the First Black/Gay American President who can look out at an Hispanic crowd and "see myself, and my children" confiscated all the table knives from the luncheon, precut everybody's chicken, and then went around and collected the forks from every single diner, young and old, male and female, hale or handicapped, before The One would deign appear before them.

You know.  Just like they did for all the fundraisers Obama did for white folks like George Clooney and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Making that announcement was a proud, proud moment for board member Raquel Regalado...

 "What's Spanish for shit-eating grin?"

But you know what?  This is not the time to play politics, with our nation in such dire straits.  We need to show Our President that we support him and thank him for his trust in the Hispanic community for even deigning to speak before them in the first place.

To that end, I believe a symbolic gesture is in order, and that gesture is:

Yes, everyone of us should send a humble but patriotic "spork" to the White House, and to the headquarters of NALEO, to show that we understand the true depth and integrity both of Obama's support for Hispanics, and NALEO's patriotic willingness to sacrifice all dignity and self-respect to advance the President's campaign!

Do it today!

The White House

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

National Association of Latino Elected & Appointed Officials

Washington, DC

600 Pennsylvania Avenue, SE
Suite 230
Washington, DC 20003

Rule 5 -- Moonshine Bandits!

Operation Gratitude and Kurt Schlichter!

For the first time in its history, Operation Gratitude missed a production target.  We did not ship our 750,000th package to the troops this Saturday.

We shipped the 800,000th.

No other support-the-troops operation comes close to those numbers.

Now, in addition to continues to support the troops with our March to a Million campaign, Operation Gratitude is expanding its operation to support military families and domestic first responders.

Click on the ad above and see what you can do to be a part of this outstanding movement.

Deborah Leigh was naturally very excited to meet Colonel Kurt Schlichter.  This

was the first time she'd ever been that close to a colonel without having refused

company discipline first. 

Rule 5! -- Kate Upton's Greatest Hits!

Gravity not included....

The Kate Upton "Bouncing" Supercut 

US Soccer Team Insults US Troops!

When US troops stationed in Guatemala turned out to welcome the US Soccer team into the country, the team walked right past them without even acknowledging the presence.

Understandably, the troops felt insulted, and their families are speaking up angrily on facebook while metrosexual hipster scum over at TMZ are taking the opportunity to talk more trash about the troops.

The team has half-assedly apologized as is usual in these cases, explaining that the players "didn't know what the protocol was" in this situation.  This is conceivably true, as usually the only people ever happy to see US soccer players are the other team, not surprising given that their greatest skill is at faking an injury to draw a foul call.

Regardless, it's interesting that these hip, sophisticated urban athletes are unable to figure out a "protocol" that ordinary Americans figure out in airports and restaurants every damn day.

In any case, no sports organization that supports American soccer will ever see another dime from me.

Rule 5 Rockstar Babes!

Model Photo Shoot - Rockstar Energy Racing

Obama the Post-Turtle President!

HT: BubbaJunebug  Free Republic
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.  The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!' 

National Day of Blogger Silence

... actually, the silence is being taken care of pretty well by our distinguished members of Congress (Thanks, Chambliss, where the hell is everybody else?), our vigilant Department of Justice, who take no notice even though SWATing has been a Federal crime since 2009, the Democrat movers and shakers who hire and profit from Kimberlin and Rauhauser's attempts at intimidation, the 'principled' Democrat peons who vote for them and the Latte Lefty celebrities who subsidize them.

The rest of us need to turn it to eleven.

Paul Lemmen over at Stacy McCain's caught one of these wannabe strongarms in the act and ran him off his property.  I'm a little more proactive than that.  It's not like I can't be found; I've been demonstrating on the same corner for going on ten years now every Friday evening in Studio City...

...and lord knows my address ain't a big public secret, so let me make it a little easier for anyone who wants to come by and give me shit.

 

This is the view from my driveway...

 This is the view from my stairs...

 This is the view from my deck...

 

...and this is the view from my door.

BREAKING NEWS! FIRST DOJ POLLWATCHERS ARRIVE IN MILWAUKEE FOR RECALL VOTE...

DOJ pollwatchers arrive at first Milwaukee polling station...