Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Friday, February 6, 2009

White House Solves Tax, Openness Crisis

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, a large part of the American electorate -- mostly obstructionist Republicans, of course -- has expressed some concern over the minor financial and record-keeping lapses of certain of the President's Cabinet and Administration positions. To allay those concerns, the White House has formulated a new policy fully in keeping with its commitment to openness and accountability to adress this issue.

"We're not going to tell you any more."

PRESS CORPS NEWBIE: "Mr. Gibbs, what exactly are you saying?

GIBBS: "What I just said. In the future this Administration will not be informing you about these minor lapses."

NEWBIE: "How can you possibly square that with President Obama's commitment to openness?"

GIBBS: "We're telling you we won't tell you, aren't we? Jesus, Scott McClellan was right, you people are so needy..."