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Sunday, May 3, 2009

Frumley Brooks, Esq., Mainsteam Conservative Pundit, Inveigles Against Offend-a-Feminist Week

In accordiance with the Brooks family motto since time immemorial, "Uno dies tardus quod uno denarius brevis" ("a day late and a dollar short") Mr. Brooks laments the latest insensitivity on the part of the American conservative movement:

"Rightwing blogger Robert Stacey McCain, a Washington functionary who has made a promising career of being mistaken for a distinguished Republican Senator, has taken the next sorry, inevitable step in the ruination of the conservative movement with his deliberate and deliberately offensive eponymous campaign to alienate middle-of-the-road women.

"Plainly, the mainstream women of America have made their choice, and it is incumbent upon us to adapt to it if the conservative movement is to survive.  We need to understand exactly where we are going wrong if we as conservatives continue to prefer this:

to this:

"Until we understand the message of empowerment and fulfilment women are sending us with this choice, we will suffer for it at the ballot box.

"We need to understand why women given a choice between  portraits of female accomplishment and achievement, reject this:

...in favor of this:
"We need to understand the important cultural message we are being sent when the middle-of-the-road majority applauds the free speech of a modern progressive woman:



...and rejects the firebrand rantings of an old-school reactionary who has the temerity to answer an unrehearsed question in public:



"Until we understand and embrace the demands the middle-of-the-road is placing upon us, until we learn to make room for their newer and sophisticated standards, I fear they will never let us join them."


9 comments:

smitty1e said...

Dude, this post is brilliant and is leading off Rule 5 Sunday.

DarkGravity said...

Nice.

I must say, though outlandish and outrageous, Pink was trying to make a point. Probably a point more in line with you than others may think.

Female role models are few and far between. The so called feminists need to get their act together, and recognize that you do not need to like someone's politics in order to appreciate the diversity and strength of their convictions, intelligence, and character. Until that happens, they will be the ones holding women back.

Donald Douglas said...

I've got you linked up in the best Mother's Day Rule 5 evah! "Rule 5 Rescue: Heidi Klum Mother's Day Action!".

Robert Stacy McCain said...

Damn. I need to up my game. I'm beginning to realize that if I don't stop slacking off, I'll be begging you for linkage.

richard mcenroe said...

Donald -- Took the liberty of linking you in my blogroll. No doubt my readership in the high severals will make all the difference to your success.

Robert -- You've been linked here for awhile. Didn't you notice the surge?

richard mcenroe said...

Dark Gravity -- Ssh. You'll get her in trouble.

Donald Douglas said...

Hey, I'm just following in the tradition of the master, R.S. McCain!

Greywolfe said...

Well, you can blame DD if you can't get rid of me as a commenter from now on. Nice. I love irony, don't you?

I'll be adding you to my list of very interesting sites. Great Post.

Bob Belvedere said...

You will be featured prominently in my first NOAFW post - much like your gut is for you every day.

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