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Thursday, March 3, 2011

I'm gonna beat Little Miss Attilah to this one...


In a post at The Other McCain yesterday, Robert Stacy McCain wrote of some guy named Charlie something that people are talking about for some reason: "The fact that Sheen is associating with women so far beneath him is rather a telltale signal of his fundamental problem..."
Stacy, what evidence do you offer that porn stars are "beneath" someone like this Charlie person... 
who has been accused of stabbing one wife... 
...threatening to behead another... 

...throwing hundreds of people out of work...
...and costing a major corporation hundreds of millions of dollars 
with his self-indulgent, narcissistic behavior?
Face it, you could make a better show than this Charlie guy's WITH 
porn stars...
In fact, you could make HIS show with porn stars...

Ask yourself this.  If your doorbell rang at three in the morning, would you rather it was Charlie Sheen or a Porn Star standing there?




11 comments:

Dan Collins said...

Plus, how do we know Charlie likes to be on top?

Anonymous said...

Dan Collins, porn star Bree Olsen said that she likes sharing the bed with Charlie and another woman, and whatever Charlie wants, Charlie gets.

Deborah Leigh

richard mcenroe said...

INSTALANCHE! Thanks, Glenn ... and nah, I don't see any reason to mention this to Mrs. R....

M. Simon said...

My mate understands males. I believe I understand her.

My Carlie Sheen Story.

My 3 AM wake-up? It is in the story if you can read between the lines (or use your imagination).

M. Simon said...

Of course I meant Charlie. But Carlie fits too.

M. Simon said...

richard,

You will enjoy my discussion of the story with my first mate at the above link. Wait 'till you read what she said to me.

The Crack Emcee said...

If my doorbell rang at three in the morning, I'd rather it was Charlie Sheen.

Hell, with his money, we could get hookers anytime.

But could a hooker make a TV show or a movie out of my blog?

Would a hooker finance my music career - just because they want to Rock N Roll?

Is a hooker going to understand my problems? Or just listen to them, take my money, and laugh with her pimp later?

I swear, some men's priorities are all screwed up,...

http://themachoresponse.blogspot.com/2011/02/im-not-interested-in-what-people.html

The Crack Emcee said...

In case you want it easy.

And let's not forget:

Whether Charlie Sheen Is Crazy Is A Matter Of Opinion (Whether This Society He's In Is, Is Not)

Anonymous said...

This is an excellent post.

Robert Stacy McCain said...

Richard, I appreciate the humor, but my point remains: By the ordinary status calculus of Hollywood, a star as big as Charlie Sheen should be feeding far higher on the food chain.

It would be one thing, I suppose, if Charlie were shagging Jenna Jameson or some genuinely famous porn performer -- a celebrity in her own right. But who had ever heard of this "Bree Olson" person until she took up with Sheen? And as for Sheen's other "goddess," Natalie Kenly ... well, she barely passes the AOSHQ I'd-Hit-That Test.

Understand that when I say these bimbos are "so far beneath" Charlie Sheen, I am not making any value judgment about Sheen's lifestyle or personality. I'm just saying that in Hollywood, stars as big as Charlie don't shack up with obscure non-entities like Bree and Natty. It simply isn't done, at least not so flagrantly as Sheen is doing it. There is something significant about his unabashed appetite for such low-class bimbos.

richard mcenroe said...

Sadly, Stacy, it is done, and there's nothing discreet about it. These women are passed around like tic-tacs. And then the "A-list" use the rationale: the bitches should be lucky they even get noticed, and have a chance to bask in our tiger-blood glory.

That's why so few celebrities are openly condemning this, as opposed to TMZ and the like. They've been to the parties.

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