Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, November 12, 2011

First Official Three Beers Later Poll!

Retired Porn Star Sasha Grey Fights for Right to Read to Children...
Who would you rather have read to your children?
Ex-Porn Star Sasha Grey
President Barack Obama

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UPDATE:  As of 7:00 p.m. Sunday evening, Sasha Grey leads Barack Obama by over 300 votes!
UPDATE: Welcome, Instapundit readers!
UPDATE: Obama is so far behind in this poll, we may have to add Sasha to the next GOP debate!


smitty1e said...

I would need to hear a little more of Sasha's story before feeling comfortable that there is much difference.

richard mcenroe said...

That sorta answers the question right there. *g*

Anonymous said...

Wait....Sasha retired?!?!?!?! Damnit!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sasha. Like the rest of us, she got screwed in this economy. Obama was the screwer.

richard mcenroe said...

So far Sasha is WAY ahead in the polls.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute! How about a poll entry to have Sasha read to ME?

No matter, I'd rather have Sasha read to my kids rather than to have them in the same room with Obama.

Anonymous said...

TO: richard mcenroe
RE: Heh

On the one hand, it depends on what is being read.

On the other hand, it's important on who is doing the reading.

On the third hand, why isn't there a response of 'NONE OF THE ABOVE'?


[Teach your children well....]

P.S. Be sure you choose a GOOD teacher.

Anonymous said...

Sasha Grey. I would say that her voice is more expressive.

richard mcenroe said...

Why isn't there a "none of the above"

a) Because I will always, always, always err on the side of encouraging children to read, and

b) shut up, he explained.

Anonymous said...

Look at what Obama's reading. Not a surprise, but it makes the question answer itself, doesn't it?

richard mcenroe said...

Smitty, one difference I can see is she's a FORMER porn star, while Obama is a CONTINUING narcissistic thief, liar and defiler of the Constitution, not to mention a serial golfer who cheats on his drops.

R said...

What's the difference between Barack Obama and Sasha Grey?

One is a whore who screws people on camera for money, and the other is an ex-porn star.

Anonymous said...

I was about to say "Better her than Jerry Sandusky," but this is better with her too.

Anonymous said...

As a result of this vote, I hereby nominate President BO for "Best Anal Scene ("Catching") for 2011"

algie said...

Deviant sex is already being taught in our schools, so Sasha could probably be considered just another sex ed teacher.

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Micha Elyi said...

This might do wonders for improving reading among boys.

More seriously, despite all the "girls are falling behind" propaganda you've heard from AAUW and other feminist groups agitating for more female-only preferences over the past 3 decades, boys remain way behind girls in reading. This gap has long been much, much bigger than the math gap feminist alarmists have bawled about in order to grab more girl-only programs and funding.

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