"Get Crazy with the Cheese-Whiz!"

"Gee, we never heard it called that before!" say Iowa farmers' daughters, reports Smitty, as Robert Stacy McCain enjoys an Iowa caucus surge...  before the hardest-driving, hardest working original reporter in blogdom hits the bricks again to cover rising GOP star Rick Santorum's busy day trying to close the deal in the Iowa caucuses... so hit his freaking tip jar!