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Saturday, July 28, 2012

TWITTER CRASH SCANDAL ERUPTS INTO FOUR LANES OF TERROR!

The investigation into the as-yet unexplained global shutdown of Twitter last week took a dramatic  turn this morning  as a key person of interest in the investigation broke through the police cordon surrounding his undisclosed location today, damaging several police cars....

 
...before fleeing the scene in a hail of gunfire from the stunned and disorganized officers...


Eyewitness reports have confirmed that the key person of interest was in fact behind the wheel of the fleeing car, although he appeared to be texting furiously, while his passenger...


 
...described as a young male in his early teens wearing a C-SPAN t-shirt, was apparently attempting to steer from the passenger seat. 


 
This message has since appeared on the Twitter social network, although at this time Three Beers Later has been unable to positively confirm its authenticity...



Law enforcement officials have speculated that the suspect may be attempting to link up with another person of interest in the case, whose nautical connections might be used to get both parties outside the US territorial limits to an undisclosed foreign location with potentially problematical extradition requirements...
PREVIOUSLY ....

AND PREVIOUSLY TO THAT...

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