Three Beers Later...

An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Harvey Lembeck Nominated to Supreme Court...Oh, wait...

Noted comic character actor Harvey Lembeck,
known to audiences for decades from his appearances in everything from Sgt.Bilko to his signature role as biker gang leader Eric von Zipper in Roger Corman's Beach Party movies, has returned from a long seclusion and "medical convalescence" to accept Barack Obama's nomination to the United States Supreme Court.

"The operation was a complete success, considering what we had to work with," said Lembeck's personal physician Dr. Bjorn Svensson Bjornsson (Mrs.). "But we're amazed and astounded that even Barack Obama would be ~~gullible~~ tolerant enough to fall for this one..."

3 comments:

Bob Belvedere said...: Linked to at:
Who Is Elena Kagan; May 13, 2010 at 11:43 AM
Anonymous said...: It was reported that Harvey had the operation so he could play softball...and trade in the black leather for pretty black robes...wait...
or maybe both. I'm not judging, just saying.

Deborah Leigh; May 14, 2010 at 12:34 PM
Chris Cassone said...: Nah...definitely Kevin James...(Capitol) MALL COP; May 14, 2010 at 1:52 PM