Leroy the Redneck Reindeer!

Bill Engvall's Christmas

Rule 5 Christmas

John Denver Christmas Song

Rule 5 Christmas

Jeff Foxworthy's Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas

Rule 5 Christmas

Peanut Christmas!

Rule 5 Christmas!

Achmed al-Santa!

Rule 5 Christmas!

Rule 5 Christmas Cartoons!

All I Want for Christmas is Jews!

Ray Stevens -- Redneck Christmas!

Jingle Bombs!

Larry the Cable Guy Christmas Carols!

Rule 5 Christmas

Rule 5 -- The Good Solid American Values Continue!

As I continue to foreswear the crass, vulgar lubriciousness of Spanish language television at the the urging of concerned Christian conservative Americans, the folks who warned us in all our blogs about the evils of John McCain and Sarah Palin. Let the good taste roll!

Rule 5 - I'm all about the taste, baby...

I have been receiving some requests to lay off the crass vulgar Hispanic Rule 5's and return to wholesome, sophisticated American production values. OK.

Rule 5 Medical Advice!

Repeat until the swelling subsides...

The Traditional WKRP Turkey Video!

Rule 5 GOP Commemorative!

In Honor of the Gallant Stand Speaker Boehner and the DC GOP are making against Obama and the Democrats... Slow motion boobs! (yeah, they may look great, but you don't really have a shot with them, do you?)

Gotta a question...

Just wondering... how well did all those good Democrat EBT cards work in stores WITH NO ELECTRICITY after Sandy?

Mayor Bloomberg...!

Rule 5 — Tastefully Multicultural

GANGNAM STYLE NATURE'S WAY

Obama: "We Leave No Body Behind!"

Why Ben Affleck Will Never Be President...

Responsible

Note: This clip is presented as fair editorial use and satire by Three Beers Later.  No endorsement of this opinion by Ben Affleck or any other person or corporate entity involved with the film Argo should be assumed.

Movie ROCKED, though,

TRANSCRIPT FOR PEOPLE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE AUDIO (SORRY):

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Rule 5 News You Can Use!

Deleted until I can the damn link to go to the same video twice.

What do Osama bin Laden and Ambassador Stevens have in common?

DON'T BE QUIET

Arsonists torch a Romney sign on a woman's lawn in Virginia...

Gay Republican beaten in Wisconsin 

for supporting straight GOP candidate

 

Son of Wisconsin Lawmaker has skull fractured 

by thugs stealing Romney signs...

They want you scared and silent...

So get out there.  Make noise.  Be seen.

I'll be doing this in Studio City through election day.  

You can print out Romney signs and stick them in your car window,

or there's still time to order Romney stickers and magnets,

Or just to tell the world what you think of Barack Obama and his voters...

 

Just remember, being quiet won't get you anything.  

They're not leaving you alone, 

they just haven't gotten to you yet...

Rule 5 -- Miranda Lambert & Pistol Annies

Old Lawyer's Saying...

A Big Bird for a Mickey Mouse President!

Spread the Wealth Around!

Rule 5 Gangnam Style -- No Fat Dudes!

Friday Night Protest Signs in Studio City!

A Reading from the Book of Obama...

...Book 10, Verse 5, Line 2012...

ht: Moonbattery

"...and it came to pass that his disciples did come unto Obama, and were fraught,

 and did cry unto him,

"Lord, Lord, the people despair, and are wrought,

 and do cry out for employment, 

and so do they say that shall they not have jobs,

 then yet may they still have our asses.

"And Obama did hear them, and his heart was moved, 

and so did he gather up jobs, 

and their number was one-hundred and foureen thousand, 

and then did he say:

"Take these jobs and give them in my name, 

for it is known

that jobs cometh not from industry,

nor yet from crafts, 

nor yet from the tillage of the soil,

for truly is it said that jobs come not from the sweat of thy brow,

or the cleverness of thy wit,

But from the divine benevolence of the state

in my name.

"And his disciples did take the jobs,

whose number was one-hundred and foureen thousand, 

and did bestow them amongst the people who were wrought, 

And when the scraps of that bestowal were gathered up,

then yet did the jobs number eight-hundred and seventy-three thousand.

"And the people who once were wrought were then amazed,

for in his mercy did not Obama merely create a vast and incomprehensible

multitude of jobs, then yet did he further create

still another increase in unemployment applications upon that 

suchsame day.

"And the people were amazed, and went severally away, and did

talk greatly of Obama to their repo men and their kids who yet still

did not move away and get a damned job..." 

Obama Didn't Build This...

Rule 5 — More Wholesome Family Fun and Exercise!

Rule 5 — Beer Goggles and, er, Family Values!

Rule 5 -- Kellie Pickler!

RULE 5 and IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

 As long time readers of Three Beers Later know, one of my "george" duties is occasionally cleaning up after Robert Stacy McCain when he commits the Rule 5 faux pas of hyping lesbians and then not providing any lesbians.

I thought we had put that behind us, but then in last week's perfectly wholesome and family friendly discussion of the health complications of anal sex, longtime commenter "Adjoran" just had to drag Rule 5 into it.  So I really have no choice here, folks:




Just keep in mind, folks this is all the fault of the guy who insisted Mitt Romney would be our candidate whether we liked it or not.  I wash my hands of it.

ANTI-OBAMA VANDAL OUTED...!

Deer doesn't dig this dude's display

Yes, Barack Obama is an affront to Nature herself!

White House Says Administration, Obama policies, not reponsible for Middle East Debacle!

"White House Press Secretary Jay Carney on Friday insisted that the protests in the Middle East are not “directed at the United States” but are instead the direct result of an anti-Muslim YouTube clip.
“This is a fairly volatile situation, and it is in response not to United States policy, obviously not to the administration, not to the American people. It is in response to a video, a film, that we have judged to be reprehensible and disgusting — that in no way justifies any violent reaction to it.”
Carney went on to repeat this point at least two more times during his daily press briefing with reporters." -- The Blaze

 

By the way, that film that in no way justifies any violent reaction to it?  The Administration just arrested the producer, in response to demands from Arab extremists in the Middle East. 

Now we know what Obama's second term will look like...

Hypocrites and craven lickspittles one and all, this Administration and anyone who votes for it.

Rule 5 -- Laura Branigan says "Just say no to drugs..."

...and being chucked off tenement rooftops.

Obama plays OJ card, vows to track down killers of US Ambassador... in Vegas.

"Hey!  Is that a terrorist over there?  Him! In the fez...!  What's a Shriner?"

But the search is relentless...

 "Nope, no Libyan terrorists in there..."

"None under here, either..."

"What's that, Bo? Libyan terrorists pushed the ambassador down the well
and he can't get out?"

"They're not behind that damn flag, either."
"Nope."

"Oh, well, tough day... let's go get a pizza before the
fundraiser! I need a hug"

NYFD 9/11

Democrats LOVE Getting the Finger...

Kudos for Chekov!

Walter Koenig to unveil star on Hollywood Walk of Fame today...

Rule 5 -- Laura Branigan

Rule 5—Because Stacy McCain will probably "Forget" the lesbians AGAIN at some point...

Here are some French lesbians on account, as it were...

Studio City Friday Night Protest Signs

Democrats Rewrite New Testament

Stop Me If You Heard This One

Empty Chair Day in Studio CIty CA

Let's see how long it lasts...

Democrats' Minefield Convention...

The Daily Beast has a piece up on the many, many traps the Democrats have set for themselves going into their own convention.

Since the Democrats haven't fixed one single problem they promised to, and have generally screwed things up even worse, all they need to do is find a whole NEW set of problems they can't be proved to have screwed up yet, and ask the American people to trust them on those.

So instead of focusing on the collapsing global economy, Obama's multiple wars, virulent Islamic expansionism, government-mandated acts of terrorism against a sovereign neighbor state, and the Administration's active impedance of energy self-sufficiency, all they need to run on is a platform of abortion, school bullying, banning bag lunches and kids' lemonades stands, and people who want to work for a living being a bunch of selfish mean poopyheads.  Should work.

Rule 5—Because Once Again Stacy McCain Forgot to Put in the Damn Lesbians!

Honestly, cleaning up after that man...  Stacy, this ain't movie posters.  If yer gonna suggest lezbeens, ya gotta deliver lezbeens.

Here:

Early Balloting Opens in Illinois...

ALINSKY, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!

When Harry Met Sandy...

Paul Ryan's RNC Speech

Ann Romney's RNC Speech

Oh. My. God.

I just realized.

This is all the caffeine I'm allowed to have.

ALL. DAY.

It's 8:30 in the morning.

How slow can I drink this?

PREVIOUSLY...

I'll live...

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So anyway, I went to the cardiologist.   Nice lady, unimpressed with the old infarction report on the first EKG, especially since a) I'm not dead and b) have reported no problems since.

Gave me a new EKG on a much bigger and shinier machine.  She still liked the Bun E. Carlos heartbeat solo (and the slight enlargement of the left side of the heart) so I've now got a new pill friend from WalMart for the forseeable future while we try to get me back in 4/4 time.

Also gave me some diet advice.  I have to cut back on my caffeine, among other things.  Is this scientifically possible?  Is the stress of living without caffeine likely to kill me before my heart does?  Tune in to see.

PREVIOUSLY...

Atlas Shrugs 2 teaser trailer!

War Comics Icon Joe Kubert Passes Away...

Legendary DC Comics artist Joe Kubert has passed away at the age of 85.

Although Kubert's work was featured in the full range of DC titles, including suspense and superhero books, he is best known and best remembered for his work on DC's line of WWII comics where he worked on such titles as Sgt. Rock and The Haunted Tank.

Particularly when working from the strong scripts of longtime collaborator Robert Kanigher, Kubert was able with his stark, spare style of illustration, to transcend the limitations of the Comics Code Authority's censorship restrictions and produce war stories of considerable dramatic power without lapsing into the wa-hoo wannabeistry of Marvel's competing titles such as Sgt. Fury.

Based around the stories of an infantry company, Easy, in what was meant to be Pennsylvania's 28th Infantry, Rock was a steelworker who wound up in the army.  His normal sentiments eschewed jingoistic pretense, but were those of a man determined to do a necessary job and go home, and keep as many of his men alive as he could in the process.

Officers seldom intruded  into Easy Company's corner of the war; the men seldom had any idea of the war at large beyond the next village they had to take and their last friend who had died.  The heroics of daily survival were presented as feats of desperate human exertion and not cartoonish acrobatics.

Off the drawing board, Kubert's greatest achievement was the founding of the Kubert School in 1976 to train new comics artists, an institution that has turned out many working professionals since.