WATCH THE WINDOWS BREAK!
I JUST BECAME THE FIRST GIRL
TO CRACK THE FOUR-MINUTE
MILE...!
EVER NOTICE HOW MUCH WARMER THE
WINTERS HAVE GOTTEN SINCE WE
MET MR DUPLENTE?
THE BOSS LAID HER OFF,
SO WE'RE TAKING UP A WEEKLY
COLLECTION TO KEEP HER AROUND!
An Experiment in Adjusting an Alcohol-based Reality Filter. The more beer you drink, the more the world seems to make sense. I'm not sure if this is the beer's fault, or the world's. Experiments proceed. For pigeonholing purposes, I consider myself a South Park Conservative: I believe in Loose Women and Tight Borders but I'm getting anime porn and legally mandated lounges for day laborers...further adjustment to the model may be needed. e-mail me at slayerdaddy-AT-yahoo.com
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Those days have gone the way of the telex, the Pierce-Arrow, and the rotary phone...
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