Carter Does Coke!

Jimmy Carter to Help Harvest Cocaine in Venezuela

Here's one old Democrat Obama won't snub.

Frumley Brooks, Esq., Mainsteam Conservative Pundit, Inveigles Against Offend-a-Feminist Week

In accordiance with the Brooks family motto since time immemorial, "Uno dies tardus quod uno denarius brevis" ("a day late and a dollar short") Mr. Brooks laments the latest insensitivity on the part of the American conservative movement:

"Rightwing blogger Robert Stacey McCain, a Washington functionary who has made a promising career of being mistaken for a distinguished Republican Senator, has taken the next sorry, inevitable step in the ruination of the conservative movement with his deliberate and deliberately offensive eponymous campaign to alienate middle-of-the-road women.

"Plainly, the mainstream women of America have made their choice, and it is incumbent upon us to adapt to it if the conservative movement is to survive.  We need to understand exactly where we are going wrong if we as conservatives continue to prefer this:

to this:

"Until we understand the message of empowerment and fulfilment women are sending us with this choice, we will suffer for it at the ballot box.

"We need to understand why women given a choice between  portraits of female accomplishment and achievement, reject this:

...in favor of this:
"We need to understand the important cultural message we are being sent when the middle-of-the-road majority applauds the free speech of a modern progressive woman:

...and rejects the firebrand rantings of an old-school reactionary who has the temerity to answer an unrehearsed question in public:

"Until we understand and embrace the demands the middle-of-the-road is placing upon us, until we learn to make room for their newer and sophisticated standards, I fear they will never let us join them."

Obama's Litmus Test for SCOTUS: "empathy"

""I view that quality of empathy, of understanding and identifying with people's hopes and struggles, as an essential ingredient for arriving at just decisions and outcomes," Obama said.

In related news, the WH today realeased the name of Obama's leading choice to fill Justice Souter's seat.

Janeane Garofalo

"I'm a naughty President..."

"This Will Never Happen Again."

North Korean President Kim Jong-il apologized today for an 'insensitive' Tae Dong 2 missile photo op over San Francisco.  Sources within the Kim administration blamed the incident on low-level staffers.

Don't Mess with Texas!

The New Face of the Future?

HT: Theospark, in links below

Arrogant Bastard Joins Democrats (from the Department of Redundancy Department)

Specter switches sides at last: "I am unwilling to have my twenty-nine year Senate record judged by the Pennsylvania Republican primary electorate."

So, Michael Steele, still want us to line up behind RINO's?

Ya Can't Fix Stupid...

...but you can find out how high it went.

Do we really believe a mid-level WH flunky was the angel on the top of this decision tree? Let's say, as I for one am not willing to do, purely for the sake of argument, that the unabashed narcissist in the Oval Office wasn't aware of this 'photo op,' was never told of it by lackeys scurrying to curry favor. Do you think a low-level flunky like Caldera was the top of the decision loop? Possibly Barack Obama was not aware of activities involving his personal ride, his biggest piece of Presidential bling. But Rahm Emanuel? His chief of staff? He never got the memo?

This raises disturbing questions about the decision-making process inside the Obama White House. If something this dumb can be authorized without the knowledge or approval of the President or his highest subordinate, what else is going on in Barack Obama's own office that he has no notion about?

"Beyond fucking stupid," a NYC firefighter who left his lungs and a 20-year career in the dust of Ground Zero.

WE PROVIDE MORE SHADE!

Fat People Blamed for Global Warming!

British scientists say they use up more fuel to transport them around and the amount of food they eat requires more energy to produce than that consumed by those on smaller diets.

According to a team at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine this adds to food shortages and higher energy prices.

Researchers Phil Edwards said: “We are all becoming heavier and it is a global responsibility. Obesity is a key part of the big picture." (Daily Telegraph)

Well, as anybody who has seen my videos below knows, I am ALL about the big picture.

And big pictures mean... that's right!...

BIG PROFIT OPPORTUNITIES!

What am I talking about?

It's the latest investment opportunity of the Global Warming Era!

CARBOHYDRATE CREDITS!

That's right! Carbo-Credits!  It's so simple it ought to be illegal!

Here's how it works:

Persons of, er, substance pay less substantial people to stay skinny, to offset our exuberant circumferences!

This allows many of the diameter-challenged to earn valuable cash benefits, people like

Fashion Models!

Celebrities!

And People Who Already Live Under Progressive Governments!

Now they can afford to maintain their diameter-challenged lifechoices by underwriting the indulgences of the great and good (okay, mostly the great) among us!

This is an idea whose time has come. Keep watching this site for payment information once we have final arrangements completed with the First Tennessee Bank and Banco de Brasil!

Rule 5!

Obama stages fake terrorist jet attack on NYC

I've asked this before and I expect I'll be asking it again, "President Obama, what the hell is WRONG with you?"