Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, February 7, 2009

"Yes, they're real you hairy freak...SECURITY!"

Friday, February 6, 2009

White House Solves Tax, Openness Crisis

WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY ROBERT GIBBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, a large part of the American electorate -- mostly obstructionist Republicans, of course -- has expressed some concern over the minor financial and record-keeping lapses of certain of the President's Cabinet and Administration positions. To allay those concerns, the White House has formulated a new policy fully in keeping with its commitment to openness and accountability to adress this issue.

"We're not going to tell you any more."

PRESS CORPS NEWBIE: "Mr. Gibbs, what exactly are you saying?

GIBBS: "What I just said. In the future this Administration will not be informing you about these minor lapses."

NEWBIE: "How can you possibly square that with President Obama's commitment to openness?"

GIBBS: "We're telling you we won't tell you, aren't we? Jesus, Scott McClellan was right, you people are so needy..."

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Global Warning: It's Beginning to Look a Lot like Bullshit...

via Theospark

When Howitzers Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Howitzers....

Have You Called Your Senator to Oppose The "Stimulus" Plan Yet?

You can reach their official site by adding their name to senate.gov, as in "www.spinelessleech.senate.gov."

Nag them early and often.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Any Questiions About the Stimulus?

Feel free to pass this on...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

What's In a Name?

Via Tim Blair

Hey, 'journalist,' you can call it 'fellatio' if you like, but that doesn't mean you're any good at it...

Fuck You Very Much, Mistah Commander in Chief. Sir.

Obama proposes cuts to veterans' health

Obama Thanks UN for Iraqi Elections, ignores US Troops

Obama Snubs Medal of Honor Winners

Obama Snubs Wounded Troops

""Every single day that I am in the White House, I will try to serve you as well as you are serving the United States of America," the president said."

Good luck with that recruiting and retention thing, Oh, Great and Powerful Ob...

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