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The Tea Party Does Not Need This Shit...

Got this e-mail today... This ASSCLOWN has no business suggesting he is in any way connected with or supported by the Tea Party movement.  The Tea Party has to make that publicly known and fast.  The Tea Party is committed to political action and change, not faux-militia bullshit.

Help Me Arm and Train 2.5 Million Tea Party Members...

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Dr. Ignatius Piazza Please Make Sure ALL Your Fellow Tea Party Members Get This Thank You!! Friday, April 22, 2011 Dear richard, HERE IT IS! My personal "Thank You" gift to ALL Tea Party Participants! Go here http://www.frontsight.com/TeaPartyThankYou.asp for all the details and get in before the free guns are gone! And if you had not heard, I'm pleased and proud to tell you that Front Sight has broken yet another record, with 1,188 students scheduled this week to efficiently receive training in various courses to levels that exceed law enforcement and military standards-- without any boot camp mentality or drill instructor attitudes--and receiving all the personal attention needed to dramatically improve their skills! This is also a great week to unveil our new bathroom and food service facilities! Here are some photos of the new facilities... I will be posting a different article on this blog each Monday so I look forward to your visit every week. If you have an interesting photo, story or tip about a relevant topic of interest to gun ownership, firearms training or Second Amendment issues, please feel free to send it to me at: info@frontsight.com Sincerely, Dr. Ignatius Piazza Founder and Director Front Sight Firearms Training Institute 7975 Cameron Drive, #900 Windsor, CA 95492 http://www.frontsight.com info@frontsight.com 1.800.987.7719

Some Days My Life Sucks Less Than Others...

As I mentioned last week, I was busy putting together a video shoot.  I'm doing a commercial for my forthcoming novel Video Pirates from Mars! — 

It's the first in what I hope will be a series based on the adventures of B-Movie icon Brinke Stevens.

"Hi, I'm Brinke Stevens... and after appearing in over 150 B-movies, I thought it was time to let all my fans in on a little secret...… they're not stories. Well, not the real stories. I mean, do you think the guys who made those movies could make up anything that strange? No, the movies, they're sort of the stories in front of the real stories... like the story in my exciting new novel, Video Pirates from Mars! It's sex and slugs and rock and roll as aliens who believe our raunchy sitcoms, commercials and rock videos come to Earth determined to put on the most unreal reality show of them all! With of course, guess who (indicates herself) as the main attraction and maybe the main course. (Sigh.) The things a girl has to do to get work..."

My goal is to write a novel that reads like The Benny Hill Show scripted by Terry Pratchett.  I'll also be looking at relationships, careers, ambitions and the disappearance of genuine popular culture.

Brinke has the distinction of being the only woman I know who was both denounced on the Senate floor by Jesse Helms AND a guest of President Ronald Reagan.  She's also an absolute sweetie and totally fits the role of Sexy Grownup in these juvenile times.

We shot Brinke's footage at the fabulous and now fabulously redecorated M Street Coffee in Studio City.  This place is so terrific I'm almost afraid to plug for ruining the joint with arriviste customers.

Anyway, this last weekend we shot the greenscreen footage (we being me and the mouse in my pocket; I was director, cinematographer, key grip, best boy, wardrobe mistress and craft services).  I was lucky enough to get the talented and charming Camille Solari, a woman of a thousand (okay, several) faces.

Also Starring Camille Solari

And featuring Camille Solari

...plus a special guest appearance by Camille Solari to be revealed in the commercial.  

It was a terrific shoot and I'm looking forward to the results when I get it back from my SFX guy.

THIS IS FAILURE...

Jack Stuef and Ken Layne pioneer dynamic new model for internet success... ragging on handicapped babies.

OVERLOOKED KLOPPENBURG VOTES HEADED FOR WISCONSIN...

... discovery scheduled for this Sunday by Wisconsin Democratic vote counters while Prosser recount observers are at church...

A truckload of social justice shown leaving Chicago terminal hub.

Democratic spokesman was confident the ink would be dry by the

time of the ballots' arrival in Madison...

A Tea Partier Considers the Democratic Party...

"...They call me savage, monster on four legs, 

To feed their vanity — a master race 

Of whose learning and liquor I have tasted; 

Two-legged gods, whose boots I licked and feet kissed, 

Only to find that, beneath their fair skin, 

They are as seedy as I am misshapen. 

And, as any native monkey will tell you: 

Learning and liquor are peanuts when bartered 

For land and liberty. 

And now, armed with language and skilled in cursing — 

To outsmart this learned philistine whose skull 

I cannot crush, nor can I burn his books — 

Cursing shall be my joy ’til he be driven to sea, 

From whence he came — and I regain sovereignty."

With affectionate thanks to Edgar Rice Burroughs and his Mucker, Frank Frazetta, and Victor Sasson ("Caliban on Language")

In Honor of Little Miss Attila's 1,000,000th!

Timonobama of Athens!

"Rascal thieves,

Here’s gold. Go, suck the subtle blood o’the grape

’Til the high fever seethe your blood to froth,

And so ’scape hanging: trust not the physician,

His antidotes are poison, and he slays

More than you rob: take wealth and lives together;

Do, villainy, do, since you protest to do’t,

Like workmen. I’ll example you with thievery:

the sun’s a thief, and with his great attraction

Robs the vast sea: the moon’s an arrant thief,

And her pale fire she snatches from the sun:

The sea’s a thief, whose liquid surge resolves

The moon into salt tears: the earth’s a thief,

That feeds and breeds by a composure stolen

From general excrement: each thing’s a thief:

The laws, your curb and whip, in their rough power

Have unchecked theft, Love not yourselves; away,

Rob one another — there’s more gold — cut throats;

All that you meet are thieves. To Athens go,

Break open shops; nothing can you steal

But thieves do lose it: steal not less for this

I give you; and gold confound you howso’er! Amen. — Act IV, Scene 3

Number of Tax-Paying Households in America Wildly Overstated...

By now we've all heard the statistic that some 45% of American households pay no Federal tax.  But there's one thing I haven't seen mentioned:

Government in this country employs the heads of more households than agriculture, manufacturing and retail combined.  

That means of that remaining "productive" 55% of taxpayers, easily more than half could be paying their "taxes" with money given to them by the government, taken from the other taxpayers.

So in effect, the actual wealth the government is extracting from the private economy is being paid by perhaps one-quarter to one-third of American households...

NOTE:  This is not meant as an attack on those government employees who pay their taxes in a timely and lawful manner.  I'm simply pointing out that the money they pay their taxes with was already in the government's coffers to begin with.

HELP LITTLE MISS ATTILAH!

Dear Eric Boehlert... Thank You!

Thank you for all your hard work on Andrew Breitbart at Media Matters for America.  As a direct result of your diligent efforts at promoting this fine American, I went out this weekend and picked up a copy of Righteous Indignation at my local Bookstar.  The clerk seemed a little disurbed to be selling it, so I reassured him by telling him I was buying it at your recommendation.  Loudly. Everybody else in line seemed very interested.


Again, thank you for your hard work and I hope you can make another great contribution like this to the American conservative movement in the future.


Yours,


A Fan