Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

Nixon Outraged at Van Jones Weekend Resignation

"Not one comparison to my Saturday Night Massacre? It's like all my work was for nothing!"

Green Czar's Face Red -- Van Jones Resigns!

Politeness is a Kingly Grace...

This Ad Was Posted to Craig's List Personals:

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannahnight before last. Date: 05-27-09, 1:43A M EST...

I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on my girlfriend, threatening our lives.

You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.

First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment when I drew my pistol after you took my Jacket. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for my birthday, and we had JUST picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.

Obviously you agree that it is a very Intimidating weapon when pointed at your head wasn't it?

I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from bare footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again].

After I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I Went and filled up my gas tank as well as four other people's in the gas station on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go’s, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car.

Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone..

Ma Bell just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what's going on with that?

Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.

Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.

Have a good day!

Thoughtfully yours,

P.S. Remember this motto.
An armed society makes for a more civil society!

-- "The future ain't what it used to be"
Yogi Berra

Rule 5 Saturday -- Máiréad Nesbitt and company!

A little tony-er and tuney-er:

Friday Night Protest Signs, just for MoveOn


Thursday, September 3, 2009

Rule 5 Hicksville Honey!

Orstrylian Rule 5!

Authorities -- LA Fire "Manmade"

Well, of course...

You can't throw that much fat on a fire and not expect some grease flare-ups...

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

If the Los Angeles Times Covered Fires the Way It Covered Obama's Economy...

Actually saw the fire come over the ridgeline driving home Sunday night. It was as though the devil had taken his finger and just drawn a line of flame along the hills; it was that smooth and that fast.

Of course the letters page of the Times is full of people wondering when the 'teabaggers' are going to protest spending so much money fighting the fires, or blaming the arson-caused fire on global warming.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Fuck You Very Much, Mistah Commander in Chief. Sir. (11)

"...the House bill as it stands today still would not, repeat, would not exempt veterans who receive VA healthcare from the punitive 2.5 percent tax that the bill would impose for failure to have “acceptable coverage.

...The current House bill would also create a disincentive to hiring members of the National Guard and Reserve by levying an eight percent payroll tax penalty against employers that do not provide continuous health coverage to its employees. Continuous coverage for National Guard and Reserve members is not always necessary because they frequently transition to and from active duty where they have access to TRICARE."-- Steve Buyer, House Veterans Affairs Committee

We have troops in combat overseas and Barack Obama and the Democratic Party are promising to monitor them as potential terrorists, to tax their health care, and to cut their benefits to their dependents. Do they really think the troops don't notice this?

How do people this dumb breathe without assistance? How do people that dumb manage to vote for them?

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Man up, nancy...

Poor Smitty at The Other McCain is havin hisself a testosterone crisis over Trace Adkins, so I figgered I'd give him a girl with some REAL country values... Miranda Lambert!

And I think we've found Sarah's new theme song...

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