Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Eternal or Interminable, at Least, Commercial Question Answered!

Courtesy of Oleg Volk...

Just Plain Rule 5!

WHY can I never find these beaches!?

Truth in advertising: the last time I got ANY feminine attention at a beach several earnest unshaven ladies were trying to drag me off my towel back into deeper water...

Backshooting Owlhoot Tries to Stare Down Wrong Lawman!

Friday Night Protest Signs!

Rule 5 -- Relationship Advice! A cautionary tale...

It's trickier than it looks...

Ignobel Prize for Nonexistent 'Accomplishments'

The Poodle of Europe:
"Oo's a good widdle Pwesident then?
Oo's a good widdle Pwesident?
Yes, you are!
Yes, you are!
Does the good widdle Pwesident want a treat?"
Yes, he does!
Yes, he does!

Let's see:
Still in Iraq. Check.
Still in Afghanistan. Check.
Gitmo still open. Check.
CIA still permitted 'enhanced' interrogations. Check.
Renditions to unnamed foreign prisons still ongoing. Check.

There's just one real option. We have to start an immediate campaign to have George W. Bush awarded a retroactive Nobel Peace Prize.

Of course, Bush never bullied Honduras, so Obama's ahead of him there.
And Bush never sent paid mobs to assault his critics, so Obama's ahead of him there.
And Bush never screwed Israel, which always gets you big points with the Europeans.

So maybe Obama does have a slight edge for an award Yasir Arafat was once proud to accept.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira

I have no idea what she's saying and I don't care. It's just so much fun watching her talk.

Rotten Fringe Extremist!

Seen with Stryker Bde CO Col. Burt Thompson

Sarah Palin greets son, Stryker Brigade returning from Iraq, to thanks.

HT: Riehl World View, in links below.

Rule 5 -- Important Health Advice for Bloggers!

Ah will get to 40,000 hits by hook or by crook...

You knucklehead!

Horrified producers rush to remind his agents he's signed to play Shemp...

And the reel deal:

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Mexico Calls US Stumbling Block to Green Reform

Here's a thought.

1. Go to Mexico City.

2. Take a deep breath.

3. When you stop coughing, take a deep drink of STFU to clear your throat.

Monday, October 5, 2009

The Twin Towers Hit Back

The USS New York, LPD-21, docks in Lower Manhattan Nov. 1st prior to its formal commissioning on the 7th.

The US Navy's newest warship designed for counterterror and amphibious operations bears 7.5 tons of steel from the Twin Towers in its bow.

It is the fifth in a new class of warship - designed for missions that include special operations against terrorists. It will carry a crew of 360 sailors and 700 combat-ready Marines to be delivered ashore by helicopters and assault craft.

Steel from the World Trade Center was melted down in a foundry in Amite, LA to cast the ship's bow section. When it was poured into the molds on Sept 9, 2003, 'those big rough steelworkers treated it with total reverence,' recalled Navy Capt. Kevin Wensing, who was there. 'It was a spiritual moment for everybody there.'

Junior Chavers, foundry operations manager, said that when the trade center steel first arrived, he touched it with his hand and the 'hair on my neck stood up.' 'It had a big meaning to it for all of us,' he said 'They knocked us down.They can't keep us down.We're going to be back.'
The ship's motto? 'Never Forget'

Now if only we could put some of that steel in our President's spine.

The U.S.S. New York

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Vive la difference!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.

From The Bookworm Room. HT: Piece of Work in Progress

Rule 5 for the Ladeeez!

Some Hot Kirk Douglas/Henry Fonda newd action from "There Was a Crooked Man". Especially check out the steamy bit where Kirk tries to fondle Henry's hogleg, if you know what I mean and I think you do...

Rule 5 A-List Striptease: Barbara Rhoades!

Barbara Rhoades, Kirk Douglas and Henry Fonda. From "There Was a Crooked Man"...

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