Rule 5 -- National Lampoon

Rule 5 -- Hooters Girl Beer Trick!

Thanksgiving Special! Torrid Teen Temptress Plucks MSNBC Turkey...

17-year-old girl pwns MSNBC "chief correspondent."

Rule 5½ -- Animated! Marx Brothers in Hawaii!

Jesse Jackson... Uniter!

"The Rev. Jesse Jackson on Wednesday night criticized Rep. Artur Davis (D-Ala.) for voting against the Democrats’ signature healthcare bill. “We even have blacks voting against the healthcare bill,” Jackson said at a reception Wednesday night. “You can’t vote against healthcare and call yourself a black man.” Wow! Win-win.  Mom will be relieved.

If you're not reading 9 Chickweed Lane, you should be...

...and if you can't get it locally, get it here.

Tim Blair Open Thread Car Pron!

Supercharged Auburn Roadster

        

Works and Plays Well with Others: Needs Improvement...

*sigh*

Can someone explain to me why a cute tattoo'd redhead in a trendy arts coffee shop should get weirded out at a simple request for a bacon smoothie?

It's a very simple recipe:

Crushed ice and yogurt for a base, like any smoothie,
handful of shredded pork for body,
handful of bacon to taste
dash of BBQ sauce (optional)

Seriously, what's not to like?

All kidding aside, folks, M Street Coffee is a great place to spend a lunch hour...

Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend! November 14th, 2009!

Over 1000 volunteers turned up to prepare nearly 9000 packages for the troops!  
Church groups, corporate sponsors, Knights of Columbus, Scouts, school groups... 
everybody you never knew existed in Los Angeles!

Target gave OG a $250,000 check on the spot. Thank them at the 

cash register!

And It's Green, Too...

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Successful firing of prototype railgun... no messy gunpowder to make mama Gaiea cry...!

Report your guns... to the IRS?

If this is true, I say, no problem: how do you spell 'Oerlikon'? and are practice RPG rounds deductible?

Now 'all Guns' must be listedon your next (2010) tax return!

As if we didn't have enough to get upset about!
If you have a gun, I hope it isn't registered!

Senate Bill SB-2099 will require us to put on our 2009 1040 federal tax form all guns that you have or own. It will require fingerprints and a tax of $50 per gun.

This bill was introduced on Feb.. 24, 2009, by the Omama staff. BUT . . this bill will only become public knowledge 30 days after the new law becomes effective ! This is an amendment to theInternal Revenue Act o f 1986. This means that the Finance Committee has passed this without the Senate voting on it at all. Trust Obama ? .... you must be kidding !

The full text of the IRS amendment is on the U.S. Senate homepage,U.S. Senate You can find the bill by doing a search by the bill number, SB-2099.

You know who to call; I strongly suggest you do. Please send a copy of this e-mail to every gun owner you know.|

Text of H.R.45 as Introduced in House: Blair Holt's Firearm Licensing and Record of Sale Act of 2009 - U.S. ... OpenCongress

Obama's Congress is now starting on the firearms confiscation bill. If it passes, gun owners will become criminals if you don't fully comply.

It has begun . . . Whatever Obama's secret Master Plan is....this is just the 'tip of the iceberg!'

Very Important for you to be aware of a new bill HR 45 introduced into the House. This is the Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sale Act of 2009.|

Even gun shop owners didn't know about this because the government is trying to fly it under the radar as a 'minor' IRS revision, and, as usuual, the 'political' lawmakers did not read this bill befre signing and approving it !

To find out about this - go to any government website and type in HR 45 or Google HR 45 Blair Holt Firearm Licensing & Record of Sales Act of 2009. You will get all the information.

Basically this would make it illegal to own a firearm - any rifle with a clip or ANY pistol unless:

-It is registered -You are fingerprinted -You supply a current Driver's License -You supply your Social Security # -You will submit to a physical & mental evaluation at any time of their choosing -Each update - change or ownership through private or public sale must be reported and costs $25 - Failure to do so you automatically lose the right to own a firearm and are subject up to a year in jail. -There is a child provision clause on page 16 section 305 stating a child-access provision. Gun must be locked and inaccessible to any child under 18. -They would have the right to come and inspect that you are storing your gun safely away from accessibility to children and fine is punishable for up to 5 yrs. in prison.

If you think this is a joke - go to the website and take your pick of many options to read this. It is long and lengthy. But, more and more people are becoming aware of this. Pass the word along. Any hunters in your family pass this along..|

This is just a "termite" approach to complete confiscation of guns and disarming of our society to the point we have no defense - chip away a little here and there until the goal is accomplished before anyone realizes it.

This is one to act on whether you own a gun or not...

Please.. copy and send this out to EVERYONE in the USA , whether you support the Right to Bear Arms or are for gun control. We all should have the right to choose.

Three Beers Later: First Dennis the Peasant Link...

This can't end well...

A Dennis the Peasant automobile review that reminds me, "four wheels bad, two wheels good*"

*when said wheels are connected by a honking big motor...