Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

STEVE POIZNER SHERMAN OAKS TOWNHALL PT 10-11

STEVE POIZNER SHERMAN OAKS TOWNHALL PT 7-9

STEVE POIZNER SHERMAN OAKS TOWNHALL PT 4-6

STEVE POIZNER SHERMAN OAKS TOWNHALL PT 1-3

Thousands Flee Administration Press Conference As Treasury Department Economic Model Works Perfectly...

Rule 5--Clipsal Race Girls!

Australian Grid Girls!

OBAMA SOLVES GULF COAST CRISIS...

...with exciting new "Oil for Clunkers" program!  The Administration is proposing to pile all the scrapped automobiles the government ordered destroyed under the "Cash for Clunkers" scheme on top of the out of control BP oil leak, using the millions of tons of wasted machinery to block the upflow of oil.

"It will be the mother of all junk shots," explained Obama during a brief stop at the nineteenth hole.

"The Administration's plan is to use a manufactured crisis to resolve a manufactured crisis," said WH Spokesman Robert Gibss.  "Sure, it's ugly as hell, but you have to remember that the White House is nowhere near Louisiana, and anyway, they voted for a Republican governor so they really had to expect this."

When reporters suggested this plan might be a hasty and ill-conceived PR stunt, Gibbs disagreed. " I can assure you with complete accuracy that we have given this plan as much thought and effort as we gave the Tennessee flood relief effort."

Memorial Day

The Woman's Answer to the Old Bass Boat Joke...*

ht: Paco

*"My wife says either the bass boat goes or she goes.
I'm gonna miss her..."