Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Happy Feet Friday... belated

Tragically defective Subaru...

Look. It's a freaking Subaru. In Los Angeles.  The ofiicial car of soccer moms, suburbanites, tree huggers, yuppies and all the other bourgeois Obama-voting hothouse flowers...

So what the hell went wrong here?

Rule 5 -- Pit Babes and Grid Girls!

Shocking TeaParty Exposé-- a Three Beers Later Exclusive!

This truly appalling video was smuggled out of the latest round of Tea Party rallies,confirming the worst suspicions of decent Americans everywhere!

"I knew I was right! I knew it!" giggled Keith Olberman. "Now please, somebody watch my show"

"Did I warn you morons?  Did I warn you?" bellowed political commentator and gravitic anomaly Rosie O'Donnell, forgetting she wasn't talking to her adopted children. She went on to deny any involvement in the Guatemalan sinkhole and announced her lawsuit to get her three seats back on The View.




In related news, Sarah Palin spoke at the rally and endorsed Stonewall Jackson.

Sarah Palin can endorse any one she wants to.

Thousand Flee Massive Administration Snake Oil Disaster!

A massive snake oil spill threatens to inundate Washington DC following the confluence of the cap and trade vote and the Obama White House's increasingly frantic efforts to appear on top of the Gulf BP disaster, coupled with Speaker Pelosi's decision to hamstring her own ethics committee's investigations of the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panicked refugees both Democratic and Republican sought safety from the rising slime only to find there was no moral high ground left in the District of Columbia...

51 Days into Obama's Oil Well Triumph...

Millions of feet of oil-booms are sitting unused in a warehouse.
The Dutch offered to send a fleet of oil-recovery boats over six weeks ago. Obama turned them down.

Why Do I Link to This Stuff?

Because right now I am entirely pissed off with the NRSC, the RNC  and the CA GOP, my computer is in the shop and my eyeballs are about four inches from a 7-inch loaner screen.

A Foamy the Squirrel rant is exactly what I need to decompress while I compose my thoughts on the CA farce:  funny,angry and incredibly foulmouthed.  Enjoy.