Helen Thomas Upskirt Photos!

Robert Stacy McCain has come up with a brilliant marketing ploy to increase traffic to his fine, upstanding, moral, conservative blog: posting links to nonexistent voyeur-cam photos of respectable young women.

This is obviously an idea whose time has come, so I felt it incumbent upon me to repeat his success.  Here goes:

http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/rosie_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/joy_behar_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/kathy_griffin_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/sean_connery_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/code_pink_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/rachel_maddow_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/chris_matthews_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/streisand_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/amy_winehouse_upskirt.html
http://threebeerslater.blogspot.com/pelosi_upskirt.html

Lemme know how this works for ya, I got a million of 'em

Shocking TeaParty Exposé-- a Three Beers Later Exclusive!

This truly appalling video was smuggled out of the latest round of Tea Party rallies,confirming the worst suspicions of decent Americans everywhere!

"I knew I was right! I knew it!" giggled Keith Olberman. "Now please, somebody watch my show"

"Did I warn you morons?  Did I warn you?" bellowed political commentator and gravitic anomaly Rosie O'Donnell, forgetting she wasn't talking to her adopted children. She went on to deny any involvement in the Guatemalan sinkhole and announced her lawsuit to get her three seats back on The View.




In related news, Sarah Palin spoke at the rally and endorsed Stonewall Jackson.

Sarah Palin can endorse any one she wants to.

Rule 5 Rebuttal -- Progressive Beauty Queens!

Fair and balanced, that's us...

An Urgent Message for Donald Trump...

Rosie O'Donnel Wants You to Strip Carrie Prejean of Her Title.  What else do you need to know?

i Can Haz Quarterly Earnings!

The Wall Street Journal posts some entertaining numbers on the Big Bux to Be Made Bloggging (Ask Me How!)

Now, admitting that I, with my readership in the high severals, don't rake in these acres of kale depresses me, but to cheer up the rest of you, I have identified several internet entreeprenoors who ARE paid more than their place in the universe suggests they could possibly be worth.

For example, green Shamwow! salesman Al Gore, shown here with his modest home and simple recreational vehicle...

Or famous structural engineer Rosie O'Donnell and several of the struggling small businesses she keeps open with the proceeds of her diligent opinionating...








Note: photo taken prior to issuance of restraining order pursuant to Hooters v. O'Donnell, New York Central Superior Court, for 'creating a creepy workplace environment.'

So it's a shame the WSJ didn't focus on the economic stimulus overpaid bloggers provide to the surrounding community.