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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Rule 5 -- Cultural Sensitivity, Hollywood Style...

Remember, they are cultured and sensitive people who are much more tolerant and compassionate towards others than we are...

Rule 5 -- Denise Milani Schoolin' Ya!

Rule 5 -- For the Ladeez! Art Model!

Friday Night Protest Signs!

The lefties across the street from us thronged Studio City to protest Obie's half-assed, inept expansion of the Afghanistan campaign...

Thronged, I say, as evidenced through the technological sophistication supplied courtesy of the VRWC and a ninety-buck Aiptek pocket camcorder.  Fortunately, veteran protester Deborah Leigh and I were ready for them, seeing as how we keep two or three protests' worth of signage, flags and banners in the Rightmobile for use at a minute's notice...

Barack Obama Wants To Require Middle Schoolers To Read Gay Porn

"I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie, and I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...!
Your parents left me here to mind you now I'm doing what I want to
As I fiddle about, fiddle about, fiddle about...!"

Obama's Safe School Czar Kevin Jennings recommends sexually explicit porn to middle schoolers

Gateway pundit has the story, and some incredibly explicit excerpts.  Be warned. NSFW, NSFSchools, and if you're a parent with middle-school-aged kids, probably NSFKevin Jennings.

Look, I play Rule 5 as happily as anyone here, and will go right on doing so.  I likes me a good dirty joke and will even allow that porn is not unknown to me (I've known a couple of porn stars and actually edited a porn movie once. Once was plenty.  Susan Sontag got one thing right).

BUT YOU DON'T SHOW THIS STUFF TO CHILDREN.  Seriously, is that such a difficult concept?

I can't reprint the excerpts here, for fear of triggering Blogger's adult content minefield, but I urge you to follow the link, read the material in question, then go light a fire under the White House, your Congressman, your Senator and your schoolboard.  Jennings has to go, and Obama has to do something to demonstrate he knows one person who isn't a lying, antisocial degenerate.

"Hey, kids!  You know who hangs out with pedophiles?  
That's right!  Other pedophiles!"

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Today's LA Times, Copy-edited for Clarity...2

"Afghanistan timetable raises questions"
"President Obama's plan to expand, then shrink, the U.S. forces fighting the Taliban has critics and supporters at home and in Europe asking for clarification."
Short form:

"Are we coming or going?"
"What day is it?"

List of Information, Implication and Insinuation

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