There's a little red cardinal beating his brains out on the glass door to our kitchen. He's been doing this all day for over a week now.
It's not getting him anywhere. The door will never open. All he gets is aggravation and a headache. But he keeps ramming the same door, over and over, day after day.
I watch this bird and I begin to think that maybe the purpose of the internet IS nothing but porn, Bieber tweets and best-10 lists on Cracked and Gawker...
It's now a matter of pure self-defense
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