There's a little red cardinal beating his brains out on the glass door to our kitchen. He's been doing this all day for over a week now.
It's not getting him anywhere. The door will never open. All he gets is aggravation and a headache. But he keeps ramming the same door, over and over, day after day.
I watch this bird and I begin to think that maybe the purpose of the internet IS nothing but porn, Bieber tweets and best-10 lists on Cracked and Gawker...
When did "Minnesota nice" become "Minnesota stupid"?
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So, the victim is in his yard trimming trees, and a nut across the street
shoots him from a window. The police charge the shooter - but let him stay
in h...
1 hour ago
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And funny pet videos, and people falling down.
We're closer to Idiocracy and "Ow! My Balls!" every day.
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