Rule 5 — Denise Milani!

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Obama: "Hey, I don't fly commercial. Now shut up and get in line for your groping..."

"He has erected a multitude of new Offices, 

and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, 

and eat out their substance."

"Now let your President see you naked, 

you little sluts..."


HT: Gateway Pundit

This is just cruel...

... so go there and laugh.

Happy Feet Rule 5 -- Pole Dancing Championship!

A THREE BEERS LATER EXCLUSIVE: SMITTY'S SERVICE VIDEO!

In honor of his upcoming deployment to Afghanistan, TBL is proud to present this EXCLUSIVE video, TORN from the steaming pages of Wikileaks, a record of then-Commander Smitty counseling a wayward crewmember in need of command guidance.



Three Beers Later wishes the men and women of Smitty's proud new command a safe and successful deployment.

You Might Be a Redneck...a different take

Spot the metrosexual in this picture.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya all are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

Where's the PoliSci major in this scene?

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

Which of these is the edgy urban magazine  journalist?  Trick question.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.