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Saturday, March 21, 2009

Tragic 'Defibulator' Accident in Washington

Apparently the device simply let go as Obama opened his mouth to answer his first question on '60 Minutes'...

The defibulator, whose existence was revealed for the first time on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, is a seldom-used device in the Obama White House, and apparently its capacity had not been upgraded to meet the demands of the new Administration.

White House Press Secretary Gibbs was later quoted as saying, "Tee-hee, maybe it was Rush Limbaugh, snicker..."

Friday, March 20, 2009

Obama Unveils New Food Stamp Program

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Tea Party Tax Tips

"I'm a naughty President..."

OK, by now, you've either paid your taxes, or you're about to.  If you've already paid them, congratulations! That means you've already accomplished a feat that just about everybody Barack Obama knows couldn't.
And whether you've paid or you're going to pay, either way you're about to be handed the bill for the biggest increase in government spending and government debt in 250 years.
I think we need to show Mister Obama and the Congress just how much we appreciate their little gift.  And April 15th is the perfect day to do it.  So here are a few suggestions:

1.  OBEY THE LAW.  None of you are Friends of Barry, even if you voted for him, even if you -- brace yourselves -- donated to him.  So fill out the right forms, include all the right attachments, and pay it if you owe it.  This year, anyway.
2.  THEN, after you fill out your proper and lawful taxes, and send them in, take a new form, a blank 1040A, 1040EZ, whatever you filed in the first place, and fill it out as follows:

Just scrawl it across the page, like below, and mail it to the SAME IRS PO box you sent your return to.  They're opened mechanically and scanned, but every one of them that does not register has to be reviewed manually.  Let's show them how much we appreciate the gift Obama, Nancy and Harry have given us!

BTW: You probably want to leave your return address off the envelope.  Just sayin'...

Monday, March 16, 2009

Fuck You Very Much, Mistah Commander-in-Chief. Sir (4)

Obama to demand veterans pay for war wounds out of private insurance
First he wants to crowd their families out of Tricare into private coverage they may or may not be able to get and may not be able to keep if they do, according to the CB0...

Now he wants the veterans themselves to be financially liable for their own wounds...


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