Why beer is better for you than wine...

Miley Cyrus Confesses: "I am Hannah Giles...

"...oops, wrong wig, never mind, my bad..."

"But hey, just to make up for the confusion..."

Friday Night Protest Signs -- Talk about writing a check your ass can't cash...

Rule 5 Rebuttal -- Progressive Beauty Queens!

Fair and balanced, that's us...

Rule 5 -- Beauty Queens Through the Years!

And this is not a finger, Mr. President...

"I absolutely reject that notion" that it's a tax increase." -- Barack Obama

If I get in my car to drive to the liquor store, and I stop to top up the tank, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of buying my gasoline. This is a tax, by law.

If I walk into the liquor store, and grab a pack of Luckies, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of sucking down tar and nicotine. This is a tax, by law.

If I grab a jug of sangria, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of guzzling cheap wine cut with artificial fruit juice. This is a tax, by law.

If I want to buy insurance against the cancer and cirrhosis I'm setting myself up for, the government charges me a percentage for the privilege of buying my health care anywhere I choose. This is a tax, by law. Specifically, page 29 of the Baucus Bill.

Reading is fundamental, sir.

Evil Conservative Capitalist Frenzy!

Evil capitalist thugs from the Pasadena "Patriots" rampaged through the Pasadena Whole Foods in a "buycott" fever this past Sunday, indulging in all manner of consumerist excesses before congregating in the wine bar on the second floor...

Sinister Conservative Harshes the Whole Foods Mellow Over a Glass of Porter...

On a more serious note, the staff at Whole Foods could not have been more courteous and professional. We'll definitely be shopping at this chain again.