Operation Gratitude Care Package Weekend!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Newspaper Editors cancel convention...

Of the 12 people who HAD booked, approximately half are expected to reserve a booth at the Denny's on 42nd Street and 10th Avenue instead, on 'Two-for-One' Thursday...

New York Times Publisher Pinch Sulzberger Declined Comment

Obama: 'Support Troops' Only to Remain in Iraq

The 101st Gentrification Brigade and the 82nd Grief Counseling Division are training up for a long deployment...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Say Anything President...

I used to think Barack Obama didn't know what he was talking about.

Now I have to wonder if he even cares what he's saying. It seems to me like he just throws out these grandiose statements, "I will cut the deficit in half!", "I will end the War!" acknowledges the applause, and then turns away from the palace window to his staff and says, "You lackeys deal with it..."

Then of course when he fails, well, those damned subordinates failed him. The King was betrayed by his Evil Advisers! (the cry of peons throughout Spanish history)

Now this has been tried in government before, with mixed results--

Entertaining at the White House

Kennedy, Dodd, Clinton collaborate on PETA ad...

Monday, February 23, 2009

No. Dude. Really.

Thank God Obama is taking managing this economy seriously...

Or not...

Biden to oversee stimulus distribution

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