Look, folks, the Swedish Bikini Team are undeniable icons of the undress-for-success movement, to whom every redblooded Western male owes his gratitude, respect and (pending the restraining order) affection.
BUT LOOK AT THE PICTURE BELOW. I ask you, DO YOU SEE ONE FREAKING BIKINI IN EVIDENCE? Sure, there's a honking big Swedish flag which the ladies seem to be having some trouble managing, BUT NOT ONE FREAKING BIKINI! This is BLATANT misrepresentation and MUST BE STOPPED.
Worse, I have it on good authority that many of these girls ARE NOT EVEN SWEDISH. So that flag has to go, too!
The time to act is now!
