Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Zombie Mannequin Defends Kulcha:

“Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.”


So I have a Constitutional right to be a state- subsidized writer huh?


NOT GOOD ENOUGH, BITCH.


Where's the Federal  mandate for my guaranteed bestseller status, huh, you fascist harpy?


Where's my legislated PEN Award, you bourgeois slut!


Where's my government Hugo Award, you termagant?


You think you're doing me a favor?  Well, you ain't done enough, cow!  In fact, you can NEVER do enough.


I WANT MORE.  NOW. ALWAYS.

Rule 5 -- Ann Reinking!

From "Annie" to "All That Jazz" and Broadway stardom, a dancing beauty of the classic showbiz school!



Short clip so I'll give you another...

Breaking News: Ann Coulter Caught Stalking Harry Reid!

"Deranged polemicetrix pursues embattled statesman to front door..." (NY Times, pending correction)

Seriously, who could resist?  With his wife hospitalized and his political fortunes imperilled, this has all the earmarks of a classic Washington romance...

HT: The Other McCain

Rule 5 Wednesday Cleavage War Who is Bob Belvedere Kidding? Boob War! DISASTER!

Quelle dommage, Mon General, the opposition is staging a whole series of breakouts all along the front!  Local forces are completely unable to take the matter in hand!  We must sauve qui peut while we still can, tout de suite!

The situation is so dire I am compelled to present the supporting documentation a bas le line...

Disgraced Congressman Eric Massa Chosen to Head President's Council on Physical Fitness!

"I'm just tickled pink!" says Naval Nancy...

Pat Kennedy Jr Running for Max Baucus' Senate Seat!

Drunk as a skunk on the House floor and voted in by proud Democrats!

Eric Massa -- "Rahm Emmanuel accosted me naked in the shower!!"

A THREE BEERS LATER DECREE!

HEAR THIS, AND TREMBLING, OBEY!

Let it be proclaimed, from this day forward, that vulpine Chicago fixer Rahm Emanuel shall be henceforth and forever referred to as 

WHITE HOUSE NUDIE CUTIE RAHM EMANUEL!

(With apologies to Doris Wishman)

More Bad News For Obama!

"American Al Qaida" Adam Gadahn captured.

Following his heartbroken apology to the Gadahn family, Obama will be faced with the tough question of where to try him...

UPDATE: Oops, sorry.  Wrong American-born AQ asshole.  Using the same alias as Gadahn though, which is kind of like Clyde Barrow signing into a hotel as John Dillinger...

A National Health Care Triumph!

'Lazy' Nurses Kill Patient by Thirst

The good news though, is that that universal national health service is about to close hundreds of wards...