Rule 5 -- Laura Branigan says "Just say no to drugs..."

...and being chucked off tenement rooftops.

Obama plays OJ card, vows to track down killers of US Ambassador... in Vegas.

"Hey!  Is that a terrorist over there?  Him! In the fez...!  What's a Shriner?"

But the search is relentless...

 "Nope, no Libyan terrorists in there..."

"None under here, either..."

"What's that, Bo? Libyan terrorists pushed the ambassador down the well
and he can't get out?"

"They're not behind that damn flag, either."
"Nope."

"Oh, well, tough day... let's go get a pizza before the
fundraiser! I need a hug"

NYFD 9/11

Democrats LOVE Getting the Finger...

Kudos for Chekov!

Walter Koenig to unveil star on Hollywood Walk of Fame today...

Rule 5 -- Laura Branigan