Rule 5 Sweater Vests — Sleeveless and Sexy

There is a regrettable lack of sweater vest erotica on the internet.  Frankly, the Pervo-American Community has let me down...

Let's Go to the Videotape! What Happened in Newt Gingrich's Private Meeting with Bill Clinton?

"Did Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich have secret meetings prior to Clinton’s impeachment hearings? "

"For evidence to support his contention that he did not back down in his battles with Bill Clinton, Gingrich pointed to Gillon's The Pact — but that solid historical work does not provide much of a defense. Gillon writes that in 1998 Gingrich "went from blasting Clinton in April for being the most corrupt president in history to giving him a free pass in August."

"One night, Marianne says, Bill Clinton called from the White House. She answered the phone and the president asked if he could please speak to her husband. Could the Speaker come over immediately? After he hung up, Newt summoned his driver and went in the back door to the Oval Office. During that meeting, he would tell her later, Clinton laid it out for him: "You're a lot like me," he told him." — Esquire

Whatever else happened at that meeting, Newt Gingrich was muzzled in the critical run-up to the '98 midterms. Three weeks before the election, Gingrich got a visit from Kenneth Duberstein, a senior Republican who had served as chief of staff to Ronald Reagan. "He says, 'What's going on? We're gonna lose seats if something doesn't change.' " Marianne jumped in, too. "I asked Newt, 'What are you doing? Why aren't we out there blasting them?' "

Well, Three Beers Later has finally secured the archival video of that seminal moment in Newt Gingrich's political career.  See for yourself what went down when these two white trash political titans met face to face in the dead of night...


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Winning the Internet One Gun at a Time!

Mike Kupari, author of the manly thriller Dead Six!  Go to Amazon and buy it right now because Mike is coming home soon ...

Prayers Requested for Mrs. Paco...

... who is undergoing surgery to remove a defective parathyroid gland.  If you're a reader of this site, you're probably already a reader of Paco's.  If not, start.

Coming Soon to an Employer Near You — Liquidator 2!

Guys, here's the thing.  It DOESN'T MATTER if what Romney and Bain did was legal or not.  You're going to a country with double-digit unemployment and saying, "Hey! Vote for the guy who cut private sector jobs!"

Can you possibly NOT see how that is NOT GOING TO WORK?  Have you been inside the Beltway (or trying to get there) that long already?

Stacy McCain Liveblogging New Hampshire Primary...

The fedora's there for a reason...

And suffering from either a major case of seasonal affective disorder or an obscure Eskimo neurosis...

In either case, go here for the latest election info from Stacy McCain at Santorum HQ...

HEY, MIZ NAPOLITANO!

Department of Homeland Security to spy on journalists and bloggers.

Rick Santorum on Romneycare in National Review...

"For the past year, Mitt Romney has been trying to distance himself from his record on health care, most notably from his signature health-care-reform law in Massachusetts, commonly referred to as “Romneycare.”

Although the former Massachusetts governor would prefer to deny it, Romneycare shares many characteristics with Obamacare, the president’s unpopular overhaul of the national health-care system, and over the past five years, Romneycare has proven to have many of the same fatal design flaws that Obamacare has."

Read the rest here...

Evil Christer Uses Divine Interference to Break Heart of Spirited Free-Love Advocate!

"The Tebow"

"The Whipped Heathen"

By a miracle the Steelers had used up their timeouts and couldn't demand a review, thus leaving forever unanswered the question about whether the "glowing" football seen at 00:00.08:12:31 into the clip was glowing according to NFL rules...

Meghan McCain Signs Major Endorsement Deal!

Rule 5 — Harry Potter en Espanol!