Because you still have a voice and a conscience...

Mitt Romney to deem primaries over on Tuesday, April 23rd...

 

Message from the Pragmatic GOP Movement...

 Mitt Romney to deem primary campaign over on Tuesday, April 24th...

Dear Connecticut, fuck you.

Delaware, fuck you.

New York, fuck. You. 

Pennsylvania, oh, and fuck you...

Rhode Island ... and fuck you too, shorty...

North Carolina ...fuck you..

West Virginia, hey, fuck you...

Nebraska, eh, fuck you...

Oregon... fuck you...

Arkansas ...you can't even spell fuck you...

Kentucky ... fuck you, Colonel Sanders ...

Texas ...fuck you and your cowboy mime...

California ... fucking you never gets old...

Montana ... fuck you...

New Jersey ... no, fuck you, fatso...

New Mexico ...fuck you and hum...

South Dakota ... fuck you...

Utah...and fuck you right in your Monument Valley.

Who the hell ever told you you were entitled to a voice in picking OUR candidate?  If you were that damned smart you'd have been in DC working for us.

Now get in line behind our candidate Mitt Romney and just pray he throws you a bone after his landslide victory for which you don't mean shit.

Sincerely,

Willard Mitt Romney, Governor

Reince Priebus, Chairman, Republican National Committee

Marco Rubio (SEN, FL)
Fox News Network

PS — don't forget to donate, and see you in November!

No, seriously, what could go wrong?

We're gonna throw a millionaire corporate liquidator with the 47th worst record of job creation of any governor during his tenure, who imposed a state mandate for healthcare, appointed liberal judges and endorsed draconian gun control laws against a leftist community organizer who's spent the last four years stirring up race and class hatred, imposed a federal mandate for healthcare, appointed liberal judges and supports draconian gun control laws. That ought to do it.

Ray Stevens — Throw the Bums Out!

You must learn to see the fnords....

Smitty tells you how...

Rick Santorum: Rebellion!

Sing It for Santorum!

Coming up on 800,000 views!



Sissy Willis offers an interesting contrast with a previous campaign music video...

Go Newt!

 

Great Ideas!

 

Great Leadership!

 "Great Knockers!"

Just so's ya know what you're in for, folks...

"Politicians Came Up With The Theory That There Were Too Many Doctors..."

HT: The Other McCain

This is your country on Obamacare...

Sweet Meteor of Death on National Health Policy!

Sweet Meteor of Death discusses our collapsing healthcare system and ideas on a sustainable health policy.

Sweet Meteor of Death in Campaign Sex Scandal!

Noted limousine chaser and Democratic Activist Gloria Allred today announced she was taking on the case of a woman who claimed she was sexually victimized by popular write-in GOP candidate Sweet Meteor of Death during a campaign stop at an undisclosed location.

The complainant, whom Ms. Allred identified as a Ms. Tiberia Church, came forward after two previous complainants declined to come out publicly, although informed speculation has identified them as a Ms. W. Deering and a Ms. D. Arden, both former members of the space industry in the Los Angeles area.

Ms. Church, according to Allred, originally met with the Sweet Meteor of Death to discuss issues, of which she said, "I have several."  But she described the meeting as "creepy and off-putting" saying, "He looked at me like he'd never seen a woman before."

Ms. Church alleges that the meeting was so traumatic, it left her unable to pursue her university studies in comparative crypto-anthropology and terpsichorean ecdysiasm.  An unspecified amount of damages for loss of earning potential and emotional distress is being sought.

Sweet Meteor of Death refused to directly refute the allegations when asked, noting that "When I come down on someone who has screwed me over, I come down hard!"  Ms. Allred stated that a temporary restraining order was being sought compelling Sweet Meteor of Death to remain outside the orbit of Mars pending initial court hearings.

Rumors that Sweet Meteor of Death is considering suspending his campaign and endorsing former House Speaker Newt Gingrich have yet to be verified.

New Video of Newt's Vegas Concession Speech!

GINGRICH WARNS THE WORLD!

Rick Santorum Interview with Dana Loesch!

NEWT 2012

Rick Santorum: Constant Opposition to the Individual Mandate...

Contrary to claims in the Washington Examiner...

See, this is what Newt does every time...

Look, I'm a science fiction writer.  I hope with all my heart to see white boots standing on the red sand of Mars in my lifetime. And I remember the cheers, the actual cheers I heard as a child, up and down my blue collar block the night Neal Armstrong took that giant step. But this is not the time or the economy in which we should be discussing that.

But as Rick Santorum correctly pointed out, Newt Gingrich is grandiose and inconstant. He's not just an idea man, he's an idea a minute man with no real idea how he will implement his scattered flights of vision. That was never his job in Congress — it was the job of a guy named Santorum, among others— and Newt just made that job harder with his incapacity to stick to the matter at hand. He may talk tough, he may entertain us ragging on reporters, he may promise to boldly go where no man has gone before, but he lacks the attention to detail to make it happen.

"And I will stand up to Barack Obama! And I will 

repeal Obamacare!  And I will restore this economy! 

And I will —"

"Ooh... shiny moonbase..."

Two Big Winners in the CNN Florida Debate...

Rick Santorum...

...and Robert Stacy McCain's awesome shirt!

Rick Santorum has himself a big ole haunch of Romney...

The Effect of Newt Gingrich on the Conservative movement...

Wonder how long the Gingrinchies will leave this up...