Dear Connecticut, fuck you.
Delaware, fuck you.
New York, fuck. You.
Pennsylvania, oh, and fuck you...
Rhode Island ... and fuck you too, shorty...
North Carolina ...fuck you..
West Virginia, hey, fuck you...
Nebraska, eh, fuck you...
Oregon... fuck you...
Arkansas ...you can't even spell fuck you...
Kentucky ... fuck you, Colonel Sanders ...
Texas ...fuck you and your cowboy mime...
California ... fucking you never gets old...
Montana ... fuck you...
New Jersey ... no, fuck you, fatso...
New Mexico ...fuck you and hum...
South Dakota ... fuck you...
Utah...and fuck you right in your Monument Valley.
Who the hell ever told you you were entitled to a voice in picking OUR candidate? If you were that damned smart you'd have been in DC working for us.
Now get in line behind our candidate Mitt Romney and just pray he throws you a bone after his landslide victory for which you don't mean shit.
Sincerely,
Willard Mitt Romney, Governor
Reince Priebus, Chairman, Republican National Committee
Marco Rubio (SEN, FL)
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