Happy New Year -- Denise Milani!

"Year of the Lover"

Rule 5 — Denise Milani!

Rule 5½ -- Happy Halloween!

Never Shower With the Window Open

on Walpurgisnacht

Do Not Click On This Terrifying Graphic...

ELECTION DAY RULE 5 -- PATRIOTIC BIKINI

Rule 5 -- Cheerleaders!

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira — Red Bikini!

Rule 5 -- CHEERLEADERS on TRAMPOLINES!

And thus I refudiate the mullahs...

Rule 5 Wicked Wednesday -- Charisma Carpenter!

Note: With reference to the legal precedent being established by Politico, this is NOT a 'Hump Day' posting.  Everyone who's anyone knows only Bob Belvedere can ever do a 'Hump Day' posting.

This is simply an entirely coincidental video of a gorgeous woman being posted on a Wednesday.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

BTW, you can see Charisma in ""The Expendables."  Still lookin' raht fahn....



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Belated Hump Day Rule 5 — Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Did my Rule 5 in real life yesterday, so belated Humpday post.

Went to my favorite coffee shop for lunch.  They have a new smoothie, a banana/milk combo.  Tasty, plenty of potassium, D and calcium.

The shop owner is working the counter with the regular gal.  I order the banana smoothie, she tells the regular gal.  Then she asks me if I want whipped cream, sure I do.  

She turns around and tells the regular gal, "Whip his banana."

Silence, as Terry Pratchett wrote, except for the sound of several people thinking very fast.  At least two necks turn red. Owner lady turns back around.

"Okay," I said, "at least four off-color comments just went through my mind."

"Mine too."

"Leave it at that?"

"Yes, let's."

But I didn't order the whipped cream today.

Anyway, to make it up to you...

Eva Mendes Sex Tape!

OK, I like this woman.  Does anybody know if she likes bacon sandwiches?

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

Rule 5 -- Bond — Fuego!

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 -- Denise Milani

Rule 5 -- Bobbis Babes!

Rule 5 -- Healthy Eating with Denise Milani!

Denise Milani Makes a Chicken Salad - Watch more Funny Videos

RULE 5 Special guest appearance! Loredana Lecciso!

RULE 5-- Denise Milani!

Happy Feet Friday-- Trace Adkins -- Chrome!

CHROME!

Happy 4th Of July! -- From Denise Milani!