Wide Receiver? Backfield in Motion?

Cowboys receiver Jason Witten makes a nice reception ... and a great catch.  After reviewing the play, officials determined that it wasn't a touchdown but Witten scored anyway...

National Geographic Debunks Paul Krugman's Alien Invasion Economic Miracle!

IgNobel Prize Winning Economic Crank Paul Krugman: "An extraterrestrial ethnic cleansing would perk this economy right up...!"

Scientists, wild-eyed fantasists and stuffy old magazine disagree...

Rule 5 March Madness Sweater Puppies Redux!

By Ukase of the Iron Lady Herself...

Rule 5 March Madness Sweater Puppies... and now for something completely different...

By Will of She Who Must Be Obeyed...

Rule 5 March Madness Sweater Puppies

By the iron-fisted demand of No Sheeples Here

Rule 5 March Madness Sweater Puppies

By Order of:

No Sheeples Here: While We Wait…Therapeutic Breast-Staring At The 2011 Elite 8 Sweater Puppies

Rule 5- Sweater Puppies!

Hosted as always by the incomparable mistress of the Photoshop, No Sheeples Here:

Since Neither Team Brought Cheerleaders to the Super Bowl

Here are some hot Latin cheerleaders doing the jobs Americans won't do...

Rule 5 -- Happy Feet Friday -- Cheerleaders!

Rule 5 — Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Rule 5 -- Cheerleaders!

(Rule 5) Wicked Wednesday — Tasty Cheerleader!

Rule 5 -- CHEERLEADERS on TRAMPOLINES!

And thus I refudiate the mullahs...

Belated Hump Day Rule 5 — Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Did my Rule 5 in real life yesterday, so belated Humpday post.

Went to my favorite coffee shop for lunch.  They have a new smoothie, a banana/milk combo.  Tasty, plenty of potassium, D and calcium.

The shop owner is working the counter with the regular gal.  I order the banana smoothie, she tells the regular gal.  Then she asks me if I want whipped cream, sure I do.  

She turns around and tells the regular gal, "Whip his banana."

Silence, as Terry Pratchett wrote, except for the sound of several people thinking very fast.  At least two necks turn red. Owner lady turns back around.

"Okay," I said, "at least four off-color comments just went through my mind."

"Mine too."

"Leave it at that?"

"Yes, let's."

But I didn't order the whipped cream today.

Anyway, to make it up to you...

Happy FeetSaturday -- Russian Cheerleaders!

Rule 5 -- Laker Girls!

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 cheerleaders!

Rule 5 -- Spurs Cheerleaders!

Rule 5 -- Charger Girl Auditions!

Charger Girl Auditions!