Rule 5 - I'm all about the taste, baby...

I have been receiving some requests to lay off the crass vulgar Hispanic Rule 5's and return to wholesome, sophisticated American production values. OK.

Rule 5! -- Kate Upton's Greatest Hits!

Gravity not included....

The Kate Upton "Bouncing" Supercut 

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 — Early Juliana Moreira

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 — Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 Happy Feet and Hot Poles! Felix Cane!

Dayyam! Gal's like Alyson Hannigan with a build on her!

ELECTION DAY RULE 5 -- PATRIOTIC BIKINI

Rule 5 — Denise Milani Compilation

Belated Hump Day Rule 5 — Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!

Did my Rule 5 in real life yesterday, so belated Humpday post.

Went to my favorite coffee shop for lunch.  They have a new smoothie, a banana/milk combo.  Tasty, plenty of potassium, D and calcium.

The shop owner is working the counter with the regular gal.  I order the banana smoothie, she tells the regular gal.  Then she asks me if I want whipped cream, sure I do.  

She turns around and tells the regular gal, "Whip his banana."

Silence, as Terry Pratchett wrote, except for the sound of several people thinking very fast.  At least two necks turn red. Owner lady turns back around.

"Okay," I said, "at least four off-color comments just went through my mind."

"Mine too."

"Leave it at that?"

"Yes, let's."

But I didn't order the whipped cream today.

Anyway, to make it up to you...

rule 5 -- making Juliana Moreira!

Happy 4th Of July! -- From Denise Milani!

Rule 5 (sorta) Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 -- Charger Girl Auditions!

Charger Girl Auditions!

Rule 5 -- Brinke Stevens!

Brinke Stevens

Rule 5 Happy Feet Friday- Juliana Moreira!

Rule 5 -- Denise Milani Behind the Scenes

<object width="560" height="340">

Rule 5 -- Juliana Moreira!

Sorry no Juliana last week while I was down at Searchlight.  I'll try to make up this weekend...