Bird offers the secret of the internet...

There's a little red cardinal beating his brains out on the glass door to our kitchen.  He's been doing this all day for over a week now.

It's not getting him anywhere.  The door will never open.  All he gets is aggravation and a headache.  But he keeps ramming the same door, over and over, day after day.

I watch this bird and I begin to think that maybe the purpose of the internet IS nothing but porn, Bieber tweets and best-10 lists on Cracked and Gawker...