Thousand Flee Massive Administration Snake Oil Disaster!

A massive snake oil spill threatens to inundate Washington DC following the confluence of the cap and trade vote and the Obama White House's increasingly frantic efforts to appear on top of the Gulf BP disaster, coupled with Speaker Pelosi's decision to hamstring her own ethics committee's investigations of the Congressional Black Caucus.

Panicked refugees both Democratic and Republican sought safety from the rising slime only to find there was no moral high ground left in the District of Columbia...