Why Ben Affleck Will Never Be President...

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Note: This clip is presented as fair editorial use and satire by Three Beers Later.  No endorsement of this opinion by Ben Affleck or any other person or corporate entity involved with the film Argo should be assumed.

Movie ROCKED, though,

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Friday Night Protest Signs -- Studio City!

"Pirates of the Caribbean...
...and the Gulf...
...and the Southeast Atlantic Seaboard..."

Obama the Post-Turtle President!

HT: BubbaJunebug  Free Republic
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.  The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there!' 

A few White House Motivators...

North Carolina Governor Bev Purdue  (D- No Kidding?) has called for suspending elections so Congress can work on the nation's problems without constant interruptions by those pesky voters.

You know, the problems those politicians have been so busy causing in the first place as they loot this country like the Visigoths looted Rome...

Although the governor's press monkey later claimed the governor was joking, even though she called for her audience to join her in demanding it, I think she might actually have been onto something.

Bev is a politician AND one of our problems.  Let's suspend her.  Here's a handy tree...

Inducted into the War on Poverty!

Drafted for the War on Poverty - Watch more Funny  Videos

Welcome, fellow front fighters!  One in eight Americans now lives below the poverty line! 41 MILLION AMERICANS! Someone has to warn the White House about this!  Maybe a strongly worded snitch to AttackWatch.com will do...

Hillary Tanned, Rested and Ready for Primary Fight Against Obama!

Brings Youth, Vigor and Proven Policies to Challenge for the White House!

OK, she brings vigor and proven policies...

OK, she brings proven policies...

...that have been proven NOT TO WORK by Barack Obama implementing them!

Meet the new boss... same as the old boss...

A PROUD ENEMY OF MAXINE WATERS

You can judge a man by the company he keeps and

the enemies he makes...

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HT: The Conservatory

Word on the street...

ht: Theo Spark

Multimillionaire Democrat Kills Tax Break for Millions of Americans!

DEMOCRATS SNUB INEFFECTUAL, NEUROTIC PRESIDENTIAL POSEUR ON TAX BILL!

Heckuva Job, Nancy!

Obama says: "I expect this tax deal to improve the economy..."

"...but the GOP had to hold the American people hostage to make me do it."

Who. Writes. His. Stuff.

WHERE'S BRAD SHERMAN?

California Incumbent Refuses to Debate Challenger,

Blows Off Dinner Honoring Law Enforcement, Firefighters

in His Own District

Longtime Congressional incumbent Brad Sherman (D. - 27th District, CA) has been keeping a low profile this election year.  Save for a couple of carefully scripted Potemkin Town Halls in front of pre-packed safe crowds of union members and government workers, he's been largely invisible in his district.  

He continues to refuse to debate his Republican challenger, Mark Reed.  

He has little or no visible ground game in his district.

Now he has blown off an annual event, the Woodland Hills American Legion dinner honoring the law-enforcement and fire-fighters of the year in the community, that he had committed to attend.

Mr. Sherman seems to have a problem with meeting the voters of his district this year.

Hank Williams, Jr. — Or An Incredible Simulation — The Great Reneger!

Rate Obama for CBS!

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-6116297-503544.html?tag%2520

graphic via Curley's Corner

COAST GUARD STOPS OIL CLEAN UP

Look, I know Coasties. I respect the hell out of them and the job they do.

But whatever deskmonkey made this decision should be personally sent down to the beach with a box of kleenex to pick up tar balls.  In mess dress.

OBAMA SOLVES GULF COAST CRISIS...

...with exciting new "Oil for Clunkers" program!  The Administration is proposing to pile all the scrapped automobiles the government ordered destroyed under the "Cash for Clunkers" scheme on top of the out of control BP oil leak, using the millions of tons of wasted machinery to block the upflow of oil.

"It will be the mother of all junk shots," explained Obama during a brief stop at the nineteenth hole.

"The Administration's plan is to use a manufactured crisis to resolve a manufactured crisis," said WH Spokesman Robert Gibss.  "Sure, it's ugly as hell, but you have to remember that the White House is nowhere near Louisiana, and anyway, they voted for a Republican governor so they really had to expect this."

When reporters suggested this plan might be a hasty and ill-conceived PR stunt, Gibbs disagreed. " I can assure you with complete accuracy that we have given this plan as much thought and effort as we gave the Tennessee flood relief effort."

Barack Obama -- Master of Disaster!

Carol of No Sheeples Here! has put together a terrific overview of the Great and Powerful Ob's hands-on leadership during the BP Gulf crisis.

Meanwhile, as Obama "confronts oil spill's spreading damage on the Gulf Coast", let's take a look at some of the other places he's confronted the oil spill's spreading damage during the crisis...

Obama narrowly escapes an oil slick on the White House floor...

Obama bravely avoids ordering oil and vinegar, settling instead for 

patriotic ranch dressing in a show of solidarity with Arizona...

Obama  defiantly wedges tar balls out of the hazard
on the 17th hole...

Obama gallantly rescues a stranded, naked hermit crab

that slipped out of its oily shell, after criticizing BP executives

for their delay in locating more photogenic wildlife...

A Real American Idol!

John McCain - “Doctors Make Too Much Money” (1984)/John McCain - 'Medicare Cuts...irresponsible...a price Americans should not be asked to pay." (2009)

HT: Take Back Medicine:

"My activism, such as it is, begins with those very words, on the very day they are uttered

The year: 1984. The Reagan Administration is at the helm. I learn that the newly instituted Prospective Payment System(“DRG’s”), which pays hospitals a flat fee based on theadmitting diagnosis of a Medicare patient, irrespective of length of stay or intensity of service, is creating significant problems with respect to proper medical care. A physician tells me he fears a patient died due to these novel cost control measures. I learn of a woman who cannot walk across her hospital room because she has not been provided with the oxygen she requires.
The Maricopa County Medical Journal, Roundup, mentions John McCain, saying he is a “friend” of Medicine.

In my untutored, apolitical, naïve state, I decide to alert this man to a problem I fear he does not - could not - know exists. (After all, I still believe the Government is here to help us.) Learning that McCain will speak at an open public forum at the Scottsdale Center for the Arts, I make my first foray into the public arena. Sitting on the balcony, one of my Medicare patients at my side, I express my concerns about the deteriorating care caused by this novel rationed payment system (for hospitals - NOT doctors) known as DRG’s.

After I speak my piece, the first words out of McCain’s mouth are these: .

''Out of Control Medical costs are “all doctors’ fault.” ‘Medical care is chewing up a larger and larger percentage of the national budget, hampering our competitiveness as a nation.’ He says ‘we need to solve the problem.’

I rebut, telling him I agree that we have to help control costs, which is why, from my first day in practice, I have told patients who inform me of a financial problem, to “pay what they can afford” of my fee.

The red-faced McCain shrinks one foot on stage. People ask me for my card when the meeting ends. Shocked and surprised by McCain’s unexpected vitriol, I plan a speech to the hospital staff, imploring them not to join the Health Plans that are just beginning to inundate Arizona. My ‘mission’ begins."  -- Joseph Scherzer, M.D.

John McCain, 2009 -- “Today I introduced my amendment to address the Democrat’s drastic and dramatic cuts to the Medicare program under their so-called ‘health care reform’ legislation,” said Senator John McCain. “My amendment would send this legislation back to the Finance Committee with instructions to report the bill to the Senate without these irresponsible cuts...Simply put, these Medicare cuts will impacts senior’s access to quality care. This is a price that American’s should not be asked to pay.”


Just say anything, Johnny... we'll never notice the difference.

JD Hayworth's link is down below.