Barack Obama -- Master of Disaster!

Carol of No Sheeples Here! has put together a terrific overview of the Great and Powerful Ob's hands-on leadership during the BP Gulf crisis.

Meanwhile, as Obama "confronts oil spill's spreading damage on the Gulf Coast", let's take a look at some of the other places he's confronted the oil spill's spreading damage during the crisis...

Obama narrowly escapes an oil slick on the White House floor...

Obama bravely avoids ordering oil and vinegar, settling instead for 

patriotic ranch dressing in a show of solidarity with Arizona...

Obama  defiantly wedges tar balls out of the hazard
on the 17th hole...

Obama gallantly rescues a stranded, naked hermit crab

that slipped out of its oily shell, after criticizing BP executives

for their delay in locating more photogenic wildlife...