Candyass Lefties Threaten Blogger Who Videos Them.

Get the whole story here.  By the way, vile language, NSFW.

THIS IS FAILURE...

Jack Stuef and Ken Layne pioneer dynamic new model for internet success... ragging on handicapped babies.

To Quote a Great American, Mike Huckabee Acted Stupidly... and Cowardly

Yes, Huck, virtuous women never get pregnant before marriage.  That's why no one ever heard the old saw Robert Heinlein liked to quote that "Everyone knows a willing bride can accomplish in six months what takes nine for cow or countess."


It has always happened to young women from good families of means.  And when those families had the moral courage to have and support the baby without casting the burden onto the community it has always been considered their own affair by all decent people outside the self-righteous old gossips (Ray Stevens' immortal "Sister Bertha Better-Than-You') Sitting in the "Amen Pew" at the front of the congregation... or ambitious, amoral louts seeking a political advantage.  After his behavior in the 2008 primary season, it's quite believable that Huckabee saw this as a clever backhanded swipe (From Portman to Bristol to Palin) at a significant political rival through two innocent young women along the way.


Not only that, it is an act of the most thunderous candy-assery.  First off, he lays this garbage on an intelligent, talented young woman who, by the way, can afford to have this child out of wedlock if she wants to with the fruits of her own hard work and give this child everything Huckabee condemns her for out of her own pocket.  Now what the hell business is it of any good conservative what Natalie Portman decides to do with her own damned wages?  None that I can see.


Then he gets it wrong.  Portman was engaged to be married, she and the baby's father are accepting their responsibility.  Something lacking in Huckabee's own checkered career.


This is just the latest in a long line of missteps by this incompetent cop-killing cracker who hides his own vanity behind the covers of his Bible and preaches virtue while stabbing his neighbors in the back.


In a smarter country than this one, it would be his last.  But since it's this country, let me spell it out in short words for Mike Huckabee and his backers.


Mike Huckabee will never be the President of the United States.


His issues don't matter.


His positions don't matter.


Even his lack of character doesn't matter.


If he runs he will be bathed in the blood of four dead policemen, if not by his rivals in the GOP primaries then by the Democrats in the general election.


Conservatives will not vote for a man who got cops killed because he confused his own pride with God's will.


Independents will not vote for a man who got cops killed for Jesus.


This is not like smoking pot in college, or having slept around before marriage.  People are dead because of Mike Huckabee.  And that will not go away, so he should.

BREAKING NEWS! Barack Obama Switching Parties!

Following the defection of two African-American Congressmen from the Democrats to the Republican Party down in Georgia, Obama's own forced accommodation of the GOP on the Bush tax rates, the catastrophic defeat of the 'Porkulus' Omnibus bill, and the decisive repudiation  of the DREAM Act immigration amnesty bill in the Senate, the President has declared his intention to cross the aisle in the hopes of getting something done in the last years of his troubled first term...

'It has become increasingly self-evident that only an Administration working in concert 

with an effective, uncorrupted Congressional leadership that pays close attention to the will 

of the American people has any hope of meaningful and lasting achievement on behalf of 

this great nation.  To that end I am renouncing my affiliation with the Democratic —

Hey, wait a minute!  This isn't my script!  I never approved this!  Who wrote this?

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS TO ME?!"

OBAMA ENDORSES BUSH ECONOMIC AGENDA!

President embraces Bush tax reforms; collapse of Democrat pork surge...

"We must steer this great nation back from the

 tragic mistakes of 2006 and my admini —

Hey, this isn't my teleprompter..."

"Yeah. I'm that good..."

I Laughed! I Cried! I Bootlegged the DVD Down on Santee Alley...!

Hitler vs. Sarah Palin!

hat tip: The Other McCain!

Vive la difference!

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he’s in labor and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he’s “offended”.

From The Bookworm Room. HT: Piece of Work in Progress

Palin's Book Goes to #1 on Amazon!

More than six weeks before publication!

HT: Sarah Graphic and contest via Camp of the Saints (see links).

Rule 5 Tuesday

There is no Rule 5 Tuesday.

I DON'T CARE.

Story here

Hat Tip: Ace of Spades whose link thru Blogspot never seems to work

To Paraphrase the immortal Jayne Cobb:

"I'll be in my bunker."

(Sarah Palin with California Army National Guardsmen, HT: Theo Spark, blogroll below)

Here's a suggestion for 2012...

No sickbed divorces

No exorcisms

No strippers

Vote for the freaking grown-up!

Let's Show David Letterman the Kind of Loving a REAL Man likes...

Here's what you do.

Open Google.

Search for "Lolita porn"

DO NOT OPEN ANY OF THE LINKS. You really don't want to. And if by any chance any of you are flying a freak flag I ain't seen flapping, DO NOT NOT NOT print out any images and mail them in. Sending porn through the mail is a chargeable offense. DO NOT DO IT.

Print out the page or pages (OK, it's gonna be a lotta pages, you don't have to print them all), and mail them to:

Les Moonves, President

CBS Television Network

51 West 52nd Street

New York, NY 10019

And ask him nicely to pass them on to Mr. Letterman. I'm sure he'll be happy to help.

Oh, and if you want to call and express your personal Letterman love...

Main Number:

(212) 975-4321